2. I really look a whole lot better “without BANGS.”
3. I’m a lot ‘lazier’ than I used to be.
4. It’s easier to SAY you’re going to eat carrots and celery all day tomorrow, until tomorrow comes and you’re hungry for anything BUT carrots and celery.
5. It’s not a good idea to refrain from going to the bathroom (when you REALLY need to go) …..you never know when you might sneeze!
6. It’s not my jeans that make my ASS look big…………It’s my BIG ASS that makes my ASS look big!
AND…………..7. I really do have 2 chins!