.........hiccup.........

I hope you take great comfort

(....hiccup.....) in knowing that the

VODKA that I drank using the

money set aside for your gift

helped me get over the guilt

of not getting you a gift this year!

Merry (....hiccup.....) Christmas!

Disclaimer:  I don't know who originally said this quote, but it was very fitting......so I decided to use it, as it pertains to me!