I hope you take great comfort
(....hiccup.....) in knowing that the
VODKA that I drank using the
money set aside for your gift
helped me get over the guilt
of not getting you a gift this year!
Merry (....hiccup.....) Christmas!
Disclaimer: I don't know who originally said this quote, but it was very fitting......so I decided to use it, as it pertains to me!