.........hiccup.........

I hope you take great comfort

(....hiccup.....) in knowing that the

VODKA that I drank using the

money set aside for your gift

helped me get over the guilt

of not getting you a gift this year!

Merry (....hiccup.....) Christmas!

Disclaimer:  I don't know who originally said this quote, but it was very fitting......so I decided to use it, as it pertains to me!

Imagine my surprise...........Garden Gnomes in MY yard!

I've been out of town for 3 weeks.  Imagine my surprise when I returned home to find my yard full of Garden Gnomes.   Yes ................. I'd like to thank the kind person who decided that it would be a hilarious idea to fill my yard with garden gnomes while I was away!

Just so you know ...... I WILL find you!  I don't know when and I don't know how - but I will find out who you are..............and I will hurt you!   .......(.....I'm just sayin'.........)..