Oh em freakin' Gee........
You want to know HOW I know that I'm getting too fat?
I just zipped my 'Muffin Top' up in my jeans zipper!
My stomach fat just got caught in my
jeans zipper
and I had to wedge it loose.......and
now I have a huge red welt on my stomach that's bleeding
all over everything .....(....well, I could be exaggerating just a
little....but it's tramatic and I don't do well
with PAIN - and BLOOD..........and it freakin' hurts, people ....and it's not a
pretty sight, let me tell ya.......)
Who the freak does that? .....
..........freakin' unbelievable!
(Note to self: Lose some freakin' weight!)
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oops. now you just have to hope that you don't get an infection, because I can just hear you trying to explain that one to the emergency room doctors. :)
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