Blonde Joke Tuesday

Blonde Joke of the Day:

A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"

Blonde Joke of the Day

One day a blonde felt very hungry so she walked into the nearest building that she could find...............she went up to the counter and asked the lady...... "Can I please have a cheese burger, fries, and a diet coke?"

The lady at the counter said.............."Ma'ma this is a library."

"Ohhhhh,.......okay...........sshhhhh ..................."I'll have a cheese burger, fries, and a diet coke." the blonde then whispered.