Weekend Rundown.........

My weekend Run-down: (Happy Belated Valentine's Day, by the way!)

I decided that my husband is the most ‘un-romantic’ husband there is! (No card, no flowers, not even any chocolate!) ……….guess what - partner………No sex tonight! (I mean when you ask me what I want for Valentines Day and I say ‘nothing’, do you really think that that means ‘nothing’……hhelllloooooo…….how long have you known me?) Now who’s sorry, hubster!?

I took Friday off (because my husband asked me to), only to find out his plans didn’t include a romantic Valentines Day weekend away , but instead - me spending the entire day, Friday, painting the bathroom due to our current remodeling job! What’s up with that…………..

I went to my daughters cheerleading competition with my hubby and parents! I found out that my mother is as embarrassing as my husband when it comes to cheering, and making fun of other people’s children! (I will never take my mom to another school sporting event, let’s just say……..smuggling in coffee, loud and obnoxious, numerous shushing from the spectators around us……….it’s a miracle we didn’t get kicked out!) And have you been to one of these “INTENSE – Bring-It-On-Smile fests” lately? ……….seriously……….I’m surprised some of those girls haven’t broken blood vessels in their faces due to all of that head bouncing, head rolling, guttural grunts, yells and freaky-teeth-showing-wide-mouth smiling………(my daughter included, trust me) ………WOW...these girls get wound up! .........they've got to be on something………seriously…….they’ve got WAY too much energy! (Note to self: Talk to daughter again about drugs!)

My girlfriend’s son called me “BIG” this weekend! ……(shouldn’t that be a wake up call that I need to lose weight?)………..I mean………I know I’m fat, but hellloooooo – I’m the only one who gets to say it out loud………not other people…………….. and especially not other peoples children! (Note to self: Go on Diet!)

I woke up this morning and my arms/shoulders are sore…………..must be from all the painting I did on Friday (………it's got to be from the painting........................... cause you don't really think I did any other kind of exercise this weekend, do you?) I’m pathetic!


Oh......and my husband says he'll give me $1000.00 if I lose 30 pounds by June 1st.....(that may explain why I got no chocolate for Valentines Day...........you think?)...................................he says NOT just because I've grown 'larger' in the last few years and he thinks I'd be happier with myself if I was thinner.................(his polite way of saying I'm fat!)..............but mainly because he's concerned about my health.....................you see - it's true I haven't really been taking care of my body lately and I'm a heart attack just waiting to happen, girlfriends.............(must be all those Cheeseburgers and deep fried pickles!) You see - not only do I pee my pants - but my cholesterol isn't that great now-adays and I've got other health issues creeping up on me simply because I'm not taking care of myself.....................................................so whatdo ya think? Can I do it! .........................................(Probably not - but I'm gonna give it a try - regardless!)