My new friend Sharon - over at 'It's Random, But Relevant - To Me' is so cool........ and funny and she's strong (not 'He-Man' Strong, but mentally - emotionally strong, that is............well........she COULD be really strong......maybe she lifts weights and stuff....but I'm not sure......... I just know she's 'One Tuff Cookie' in the 'living life' category!) And she's pretty (I mean - not as pretty as me........hellllooooo.....but she's really close to being as pretty as me...........I'm just sayin').....anyway.....she thinks I'M funny and she gave me the 'LOL Award'! So she's my new best friend, now! You'll have to go check her out at her Blog! She's a really 'Neat Lady!' ...........in fact, we're best friends now........(.......I'm not sure she knows we're best friends yet, but trust me........we are!)
So - I got this award.................and I'm feeling all 'Big Headed' and 'Sure of Myself' and 'Awesome' and thinking that 'My SH*T Don't Stink' now............(yeah............ you can thank my good friend, Sharon, for that.......thank you very much)..........so now I have to follow the rules of the award!
.......The rules for this Award are as follows:
1.) Link to the person who awarded you...........(for those of you who haven't been paying attention... that's SHARON at 'It's Random, But Relevant - To Me' ..........try to keep up, people!)
2.) State 7 unknown facts about yourself........I listed 6 ............(....yeah....I know............I broke the rules.......so sue me!)
1. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a vampire! (......I mean - I don't go ahead and bite peoples neck and suck their blood and other creepy stuff like that......I'm just sayin'.....but vampires are Cool!)
2. Sometimes I put my 'Coyote Ugly Buttless Chaps' on and walk around the house - when no one else is home....(.....and I look at my *SS in the mirror...to see how fabulous it looks....)
3. My son is getting married in 5 months and not only will this wedding be all about the 2 of them..............but it definitely will be 'all about me' as well............(cause' everything is usually ALL ABOUT ME.................) ........(.......helllooooooo.......mother of the groom..........)
4. I'm a 'Closet Eater' and I have been for quite some time..........(.......I'm not gonna lie.......I like to EAT when no one is around..........usually ends up with food being all over my face!)
5. I've become seriously obsessed with 'Garden Gnomes' (....and not in a good way, people.....) ......they seriously FREAK ME OUT ...............in fact.......... I'm in the works creating another blog dedicated to the evils of these little 'red-hatted' killers! ....(yeah, I know....not another 'Gnome Blog'.......)
6. I'd leave HairyMan in a heartbeat for Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson! (.....and HairyMan's OK with that! ........I really don't think he's too worried...)..........I'm just sayin'..............
3.) Award to Seven other people who you think are funny.....(I picked 6!.........yeah, I know....I broke the rules again.........Hey, Sharon.......don't even think of takin' this award away from me..............)
3.) Award to Seven other people who you think are funny.....(I picked 6!.........yeah, I know....I broke the rules again.........Hey, Sharon.......don't even think of takin' this award away from me..............)
*SumSum over at Disco Lemonade : She's the crazy neighbor your parents warned you about!
*Laura over at Fetch My Flying Monkeys: I just found her blog.......and I haven't quite figured her out yet!
*Chrissy over at I Shoulda Been a Stripper: I'm new to this blog, but I like her...in fact we may become best friends..........she wants to be a Stripper and thinks she's a Vampire! :):)
*Alexis over at One Cluttered Brain: She cracks me up with her 'vlogging', she's funny, and she's not afraid to let her hair down!
*Dazee Dreamer over at Crazy Daze and Nite Dreams: I never read a post without laughing.......she thinks I'm funny and I think she's funny...so we have a lot in common!
*Sandra over at Absolutely Narcissism: I stumbled upon this blog and now I'm addicted!
*Chrissy over at I Shoulda Been a Stripper: I'm new to this blog, but I like her...in fact we may become best friends..........she wants to be a Stripper and thinks she's a Vampire! :):)
*Alexis over at One Cluttered Brain: She cracks me up with her 'vlogging', she's funny, and she's not afraid to let her hair down!
*Dazee Dreamer over at Crazy Daze and Nite Dreams: I never read a post without laughing.......she thinks I'm funny and I think she's funny...so we have a lot in common!
*Sandra over at Absolutely Narcissism: I stumbled upon this blog and now I'm addicted!
Thanks, Sharon.....you're the BEST!
Awww thanks for the award...
ReplyDeleteYA I'm not afraid to let my hair down that's for sure...
Glad you had a good time...:)
Cluttered....I was just going to go visit you and tell you about your award...you're wayyy ahead of me, girlfriend! Enjoy! :):)
ReplyDeleteHey you...Thanks for sharing the links. I've recently changed the tune of my blog...So tired of not being ME...all I ever posted about was crafts...how freakin' boring is that? Anyway, you and a couple of other bloggers have inspired me to be myself here....hope you'll come along for the ride!
ReplyDeleteHey, Marty...I haven't talked to you in - like - forever...I seriously need to keep in touch more (I'm a terrible friend...just so you know....but I'm sure already know that about me!) Crafts are not boring (by the way...I love to craft) ...but I know what you mean...Glad I inspired you to be the 'real you'. Can't wait to get to know you all over again! :):) Keep in touch!
ReplyDeleteJenny my "home girl"!!! (we are white but it's ok to use the term I think....shit now I've got to look over my shoulder all freakin day!)
ReplyDeleteI've just got to say, you missed your calling, you need to take your show on the road! I can see it now...you on stage, wearing those butt-less chaps, and being you! The stage would have your Coyote Ugly Bar, you're on it, you dance, and tell it like only you can do! Seriously, I'll be your manager...your name in light's ...think about it!
Thank you for the shout out and for the record...I do lift weights :)
You and me- road trip...sounds like we need that on our bucket list!
Keep doing what you do because I totally LOVE you!
Take Care~
Jenny, funny you mention being a terrible friend...no worries, we can ride in the same boat...I'll even help paddle. (I'm a horrible friend...I only keep in touch on facebook) To lazy or forgetful to pick up the phone!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to you and thanks for passing this award on to me! I'm so happy, I want to come over there and suck your neck. I'll have to wait until nightfall, though.
ReplyDeleteOh my gawd, Jenny, thanks so much for the blog award! I've been addicted to you for quite some time but lurking in your bushes...not real bushes, figurative ones. I have you on my Facebook, so I'm a creeper, as they say.
ReplyDeleteSo imagine my surprise and honour to find you not only at my blog, but you also gave me an award! I feel like today is my day!!!
Sharon, you crack me up...wished we lived next door to each other..we'd be getting into all sorts of trouble! You'll definately be my manager, when I become popular enough to actually need one! I'm glad I make you laugh! The world needs more laughter....I'm just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteChrissy...I love your blog - I'm addicted to you now! You make me laugh - and I LOVE to laugh, girlfriend! You'll be sick of me before too long! :):)
ReplyDeleteSandra: You? Addicted to MY blog? I'm flattered! I think YOU'RE awesome and I pee myself regularly while laughing and reading thru your posts............So Thanks, girlfriend....Oh, by the way...I now own stock in 'depends' - thanks to you......just so you know...
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Congratulations! That's a great award.
ReplyDeleteLove this blog, btw! Psyched you found your way to mine.
I have been in a carbohydrate coma since the holidays soooooooo...I just noticed my award from my gnomalicious blogging friend. Thank you, thank you, thank you! Don't get too excited I'm barely alive as I'm typing this so still no new posts from me...my time is being attacked by toddlers who like to win Charlie Sheen style. Uggh, I need a mountain of coke. j/k, or am I? No, no I am...kinda. I'll settle for a 5 hour energy.
ReplyDeleteLilPixi: Thanks...I'm so glad I found you, too! You're hilarious! :):)
ReplyDeleteSumSum: No worries...I can hardly keep up, either! I just wanted you to know how cool I think you are! Hang in there....drink some Red Bull and take some Vivarin! (That's what I do!) :):)