2.) And with all this talk about me being Fat and all.........I’ve decided that I really don’t care for skinny people anymore - I think they're 'shifty'....being all thin and lookin' all hot and sexy in there skinny bodies and all......…GO EAT A SANDWICH - YOU BEOTCHES! Skinny women can’t be trusted! Just ask yourself – why ARE they so skinny? Is it because they’ve discovered a 'miracle skinny pill' that keeps them in their young-toned-sexy-bodies? Well I think they have……….and I wanna know why the FREAK aren’t they sharing it with me? The bitches! I hate em’……..
3.) I’ve decided I’m lazy…...(…I’m just gonna throw this out there…but maybe me being lazy has something to do with me being fat……I’m just sayin’….) Lately all I wanna do is sit at my computer and drink, blog, pin, drink, eat…drink…. (…hmmm……I’m starting to see a pattern here…….)
4.) I really like ‘Vodka’ ….like I like it A LOT…..I’m not joking….. in fact - I wish I could drink it every day………It makes me HAPPY……and things seem a lot more FUN when I’m drinking Vodka……oh, and….I don’t look as Fat when I’m drinking Vodka……….and Hairyman says it makes me a lot easier to live with…..(…well, he says that and my Prozac, that is…..)
I went from being one hell of a skinny bitch (the trick? Just never eat.) to gaining like a champ for my own upcoming wedding.
ReplyDeleteI think skinny beeotches, people with large fish tanks, and people in white pants can't be trusted.
Just so you know.
Hope you had fun at your son's wedding!! Happy vodka-day!
StephanieC
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STop saying you are fat. you beotch. I thought we talked about that during our fake blogher get together. Apparently you don't listen to the old wise one well.
ReplyDeleteLOL i'm fat too... oh and lazy too... i don't drink vodka though, in fact no alcohol for this girl... it doesn't play nice with all those meds that help keep me fat and lazy haha
ReplyDeletei have 3 hairy chins, two tummys, and wings that carry me on the winds of time... just sayin'
as for the skinny ones... i say we hold them steady and shove twinkies down their skinny ass throats
Dazee.....oh yeah...how quickly I forget...oh wait, we were both drunk, remember....don't expect me to remember anything when I'm drinking, silly!
ReplyDeleteSherri: Well then - we can both be fun - fat ladies together, can't we...and oh wait..what a coincidence - I have hairy chins, two tummys, and I bet my wings can beat up your wings! Them skinny beotches goin' down, I say!:):)
Stephanie....I used to be one of those skinny bitches, too! But hey...there's more to life than being thin, right? Absolutely YES! Oh, and Gnomes...Garden gnomes can't be trusted either! And YES - My son's wedding was awesome...(Even tho I looked FAT in the pics!) HA! :):)
ReplyDeleteLove you Jen!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome aboard, Lisa......thanks for finding me! Luv you too, girlfriend! Now I'm off to start 'pinning' again! :):)
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