Nightmares and 'getting it on' with maniacal killers.......

I’ve had nightmares since I was little.  I remember crawling into my mom and dads bed at an early age - due to some evil dream I couldn’t get out of my mind.

The dreams are always the same.  I’m either being chased by tigers or bears, or chased by some maniacal killer (usually Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13^th series.)

Or, I dream of living in a huge Victorian house with many floors that’s full of beautiful furniture, but the house has either a cellar or an attic that is processed by an evil presence.  (….I don’t know what the evil is – it’s just there….)  This recurring nightmare is the worst of them….it scares me to the bone, even now - at my age...(...because, YES, I still have them....)  

 

Actually, eerily enough - my mom and I were talking months ago regarding this dream and she confessed that she has the same recurring nightmare of an evil presence in a big house……too weird…… (.....and what the H*LL do you think that means?)

 

The other day I was being chased by Jason Voorhees (…..in my dream, not in real life,…)… and I was running in and out of a house and through other peoples houses and I was running through fields and I came to a warehouse and I climbed up into the rafters to escape.   And Jason found me and started climbing up to the rafters to get me. 

When Jason finally catches up to me and is about to kill me, I ask him if he wants to have sex?  I figure if I give him ‘a little’, then he won’t kill me.    He doesn’t respond, but the next thing I know I’m having ‘wild crazy monkey sex’ with Jason Voorhees.

 

Really, people?.....SEX with Jason Voorhees?  What is WRONG WITH ME?

 

I definately HAVE ISSUES!  ......(........I'm just sayin'.................)

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