Things I don’t like today:
1.) Getting out of bed and almost stepping in dog crap….(evidently, Max didn’t think he needed to take it outside to do his thing last night.)
2.) People who complain.
3.) The little whiskers that are growing out of my chin, which evidently I forgot to pluck this morning. (Oh ladies, don’t think you DON'T know what I’m talking about!)
4.) People (including my friends) who think they are far busier than anyone else on this “God Given Earth”……Listen people……. (and pay attention because I’m only going to say this ONCE!) You are NOT (repeat NOT) any MORE busy in your life than anyone else….you may have different things and a lot of things going on in your life, but WE’RE ALL BUSY!!
5.) ALLERGIES! (I just sneezed and ‘wet myself’, by the way!) Should’a taken a Zyrtec!
1.) Getting out of bed and almost stepping in dog crap….(evidently, Max didn’t think he needed to take it outside to do his thing last night.)
2.) People who complain.
3.) The little whiskers that are growing out of my chin, which evidently I forgot to pluck this morning. (Oh ladies, don’t think you DON'T know what I’m talking about!)
4.) People (including my friends) who think they are far busier than anyone else on this “God Given Earth”……Listen people……. (and pay attention because I’m only going to say this ONCE!) You are NOT (repeat NOT) any MORE busy in your life than anyone else….you may have different things and a lot of things going on in your life, but WE’RE ALL BUSY!!
5.) ALLERGIES! (I just sneezed and ‘wet myself’, by the way!) Should’a taken a Zyrtec!
Am I in trouble? I think I am...
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