I'm Freezing, The Birds are Inner-Mingling, and My Thumb is Raw....

Today I’m full of ANXIETY………I don’t know why (I haven’t even had any Red Bull or Vivarin today) ................ I just can’t sit still…………maybe the fact that the sun is shining yet ANOTHER day in a row and I’m cooped up inside my little cubicle...…..freezing to death………because my boss insists on keeping it about 40 degrees in this office! (Yes, remember my boss that carries the ‘man purse’ ……..that’s the one……….)

I’m watching the birds outside eating the suet and frolicking absentmindedly amongst themselves and I’m waiting for one of them to lose their sense of flight and come crashing thru the window and scare the ‘FREAK’ out of me……..…….and for the last couple of days - I’ve been seeing a cardinal paying a little TOO much ATTENTION to a Chickadee and I’m beginning to think they’re having an AFFAIR………because they’re spending way TOO MUCH time together and getting a little TOO close to one another – if you know what I mean……………………

I’ve got a pimple on my chin that looks like ‘Mount St Helens’ and despite all my picking and squeezing, I’m sure it’s gonna erupt ANY moment and spray ‘Pimple Puss’ all over everything……and everyone ……….(get out your goggles and raincoats people…..it’s gonna be worse than sitting in the front row of a Gallagher show……..)

I ate all the skin off of one side of my RIGHT thumb yesterday so now that side is all ‘raw and fleshy and throbbing’……and every time I use the SPACEBAR on my keyboard an ‘eye blinding pain’ shoots up the side of my thumb into my wrist and I go numb………….so I’m trying to

type – using my LEFT thumb to operate the spacebar instead off my RIGHT thumb…………..and I’m starting to get PISSED off……….do you know how hard it is to type using only ONE THUMB?

Now I have a headache................