Friday, March 19, 2010

I Collect Coloring Books and I HATE Garden Gnomes.......

In case you're new to my's a few things you should know about me:
I'm over 40, a wife and mother of 3........ I collect Tequila bottles, coloring books, pez dispensers and bar coasters. I'd love to be thin and hot again one day, but realistically, that's probably not going to happen. I love reading. I make jewelry. I like bird houses and bird feeders. I’m seriously addicted to energy drinks and Vivarin. I have a huge phobia of being mauled by a bear! I’m afraid of clowns and I HATE garden gnomes. I have a little Yorkshire terrier named “Max” who loves to pee all over my house. Everyone who knows me knows I have an incontinence problem. I spend a lot of time making a fool out of myself, and I'm not afraid to look stupid and do stupid things. I love Cheeseburgers! I know the "Thriller Dance!" I like to drink cocktails or have a cold beer on occasion, but I can assure you that I do not have a drinking problem. You will notice that I talk a lot about my "coyote ugly butt-less chaps." My alter-ego has a name, and we call her "Venus." I spend a lot of my time talking about absolutely NOTHING! I very seldom get embarrassed! I'm hopelessly in love with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and someday I will open my own "Coyote Ugly" bar so I can dance on the bar in my "Coyote Ugly Butt-less Chaps!" :):)

For more information regarding me and my life, you can visit two of my past posts:


  1. Love're so damn honest!

  2. That was awesome! Sort of like the Cliff Notes to getting to know you.

    I love the way your personality shines through your writing. Go on with your bad self and your butt-less chaps (I see a lot of those were I live, but not on women).

  3. Awesome! Great recap on you. I am not fond of those gnomes either, why would somebody put them in their yard? I don't like statues in general in people's yards. What about the little naked people ones, what is with that?


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