I'm BURPING UP MOLD & I think I have a TAPEWORM!

Yesterday I ate onion roll-ups on the way to work. I burped up onions all morning long…………can you say “ONION BREATH?” …………so the burping went on all morning till I popped a VIVARIN…………then I started BURPING UP MOLD…………………(evidently, ONION plus VIVARIN equals MOLD).........not a good taste, BY THE WAY………….……..

I heard that Scientists say the higher your I.Q. – the more you dream…………hellloooooooo………….did you read my post last month, regarding my dreaming? .........Yes, I DREAM - Like EVERY NIGHT..........who woulda' thunk it.......... http://mylifeasjenny.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-name-is-jennyand-im-dreamer.html (.............well - it really doesn't surprise me that I'm a lot smarter than I thought I was!)

I also heard that a person remains conscious for eight seconds after being decapitated………….and we know this HOW?.........and why the FREAK would we want to know this...............this just reinforces my feelings that the world SCARES ME!

Oh, and yesterday afternoon - I had stomach issues.............I mean - BAD stomach issues...................I think it was the HAM from my 'onion roll-ups'...........(NOTE TO SELF: Don't eat the HAM!)..............But, it might have been a "TAPEWORM"............movin' around inside me..........which really grosses me out when I think about it...............(the thought of live things living inside me really freaks me out)..........I mean.......don't worms multiply.............and then they'll travel to my head through my veins and start eating my brain...............(I really can't afford to start losing brain cells......if you know what I mean).................I don't like to think about rather I have tapeworms or not.........although if I had a tapeworm, wouldn't I be skinny..............(probably not a tapeworm, then)...............I haven't had a stomach ache in like - forever................I seriously was waiting for an ALIEN to rip out of my stomach.............like some spaceship horror movie gone wild..................and I looked pregnant.......(yeah, I was pregnant, that's it)...........yeah, that would explain a lot .............like why I'm FAT........ helllloooooo........or why I wanna eat constantly............and why my stomach felt like it had something LIVE moving around in it...............BUT as I sat patiently waiting to give birth in the porcelain tower last night - I can assure you that I wasn't pregnant...............(if you know what I mean!) NO MORE HAM FOR ME!
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