“HairyMan” (my husband, Rob)…….(that’s what I’m gonna start calling him from now on)…………he says he NEVER dreams ……………..he wakes up every morning and he can’t recall having dreamed anything………”what the hell’s up with that?” ...........................I can’t even imagine not remembering what I dreamt the night before! ........................Boorrrriiinnnngggg!!!!!
1.) I’ve had nightmares and dreams ever since I was little – and I’ve had the same dream or nightmare multiple times.
2.) If I wake up during the night in the middle of one of my dreams/nightmares, 9 times out of 10, I usually fall back asleep right where I left off ………. as if I've never awoken!
Get this.........................they say that if a person dreams (nightmare) something more than once, it will COME TRUE! …………………"I HOPE TO GOD - NOT!" ……………………..otherwise, I’m either going to 1.) be slaughtered by a maniacal killer, 2.) tore apart by an abominable snowman, 3.) live in a frickin' scary haunted house for the rest of my life or 4.) chased to death by a rabid tiger!........................hellllooooooooo………………do you guys know how many times a month I dream of shit like this…………and more than once – let me tell you………………
On the other hand, if my dreams DO come true……………… that is if I dream them more than one time…………………… I’m seriously LOOKING FORWARD to 1.) going back to junior high and finding a million dollars in Kelly Presson’s swimming pool , 2.) hanging out on a beach with Charlie and Allen (from 2 and a half men) in my string bikini and looking ‘HOT’, 3.) inheriting numerous amount of antiques from my dead aunt ……….and 4.) I'm thoroughly going to enjoy the ‘foursome’ that I’m gonna have with the ‘Backstreet Boys’
Apparently – I have ISSUES! ……………………you think?!
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I've had some of the craziest nightmares inspired by House by Ted Dekker and Frank Peretti, Jeepers Creepers - my cousin had a nightmare about Heath Ledger's The Joker. She told me about it and I could just imagine how awful it was to have dreamed what she did. I've had this recurring dream about a red bull three times, and the dreams are always scary and intense for me.
ReplyDeleteI can definitely relate. I've always been a dreamer and many have manifested in real life. I like it, but it seems the more the vivid the dreams the less rest I get which isn't good :-(
ReplyDeleteI love the dreams....it's just the nightmares that tear me up......No matter what tho, I always wake up well rested! So I can't complain about that!
ReplyDeleteI dream all the time and I love the fun dreams, but the nightmares suck especially when I wake up and go right back to them. I heard that if you are having a bad dream and wake up to switch positions so that you don't go back to the same dream. I've tried it and I think it works, but sometimes I'm too groggy to move.
ReplyDeleteMy two recurrent dreams 1) Zombies are chasing me and some friends- we hide in a graveyard. I know, right? 2) Aliens invade like in Red Dawn. They just show up and rappel down from their saucers. LOL.
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