TGIF, girlfriends… (Fridays are my favorite day of the week – in case you didn’t know!)
..................helllooooo................3 O'clock Sparks time............remember? (Try to keep up................)
..................helllooooo................3 O'clock Sparks time............remember? (Try to keep up................)
Today I’m working and singing along to Janet Jackson ………Yes, it's Janet Jackson day on the ole' YouTube channel............................she happens to be one of my FAVORITE entertainers of all 
time……(…and yes….of course - she has earned a special place on my ‘YouTube’ playlist)…………..….not only is she a BEAUTIFUL talented women………… I LOVE her voice and LOVE her songs ...............(some of my favorites include ‘IF’, ‘Clap Your Hands’, "Special' and ‘2Nite’)………………actually - a lot of her songs are pretty NAUGHTY .............(but we won't talk about that.....just don't listen to the words, and you'll be alright)................But aside from that “SuperBowl XXXVIII halftime show debacle” with her wardrobe ‘tit’ malfunction………she pretty much rocks! ……………… I blame the whole thing on Justin, of course…………he’s a WAD!.............HE probably led her astray with his ‘Wicked Ways’… (I have a cousin ................who will remain nameless ........... MARY...................) that does that to me all the time……..(lead me astray with her wicked ways, that is!)
time……(…and yes….of course - she has earned a special place on my ‘YouTube’ playlist)…………..….not only is she a BEAUTIFUL talented women………… I LOVE her voice and LOVE her songs ...............(some of my favorites include ‘IF’, ‘Clap Your Hands’, "Special' and ‘2Nite’)………………actually - a lot of her songs are pretty NAUGHTY .............(but we won't talk about that.....just don't listen to the words, and you'll be alright)................But aside from that “SuperBowl XXXVIII halftime show debacle” with her wardrobe ‘tit’ malfunction………she pretty much rocks! ……………… I blame the whole thing on Justin, of course…………he’s a WAD!.............HE probably led her astray with his ‘Wicked Ways’… (I have a cousin ................who will remain nameless ........... MARY...................) that does that to me all the time……..(lead me astray with her wicked ways, that is!) Janet’s come a long way since ‘Good Times’ and she’s the SAME AGE as me (actually 14 days younger than me) .................hey (I just thought of something).............maybe I should call her up and see if she wants to be friends with me and Joy (you know - Joy Stark - from Til Death?)........................……….yeah, I know - you're wondering why the H_LL Janet would want to be friends and hang out with me and my make believe best friend, Joy................hellllooooooooo……….....we're both the same age.................we're both hot and awesome looking........................well.............maybe Janet looks a LITTLE better than me right now.................OK....A LOT ‘Younger and Hotter’ than me right now…………(thanks for pointing that out)……...........well, hellllooooo……...................I'm not like - a kazillionaire....OK?.....................if I had all that money, I’d look phenomenal, too!
I’m sitting here thinking that I only have 2 ½ more months to lose 30 pounds…...............(I'm pretty muched DOOMED - You think?……I originally lost 4 pounds………..yeah……………….BUT THEN I gained 8 pounds) so I actually weigh MORE NOW than I did since beginning this race to $1000.00, by the way!) I’m pathetic! (HairyMan bet me $1000.00 that I couldn't lose 30 pounds by June 1st - if you haven't been paying attention.)
I’m sitting here thinking that I only have 2 ½ more months to lose 30 pounds…...............(I'm pretty muched DOOMED - You think?……I originally lost 4 pounds………..yeah……………….BUT THEN I gained 8 pounds) so I actually weigh MORE NOW than I did since beginning this race to $1000.00, by the way!) I’m pathetic! (HairyMan bet me $1000.00 that I couldn't lose 30 pounds by June 1st - if you haven't been paying attention.)
So far................NOT so good (I need to think of a way to keep myself away from those damn CHEESEBURGERS!
Don't ever, ever, ever badmouth Justin. He is way hot, super funny and just all around awesome. There should be a Justin list on your youtube list. Get on that. Now.
ReplyDeleteHey, anonymous - it's not that I don't LIKE Justin - I just like Janet Jackson MORE....(I have to blame that 'Superbowl Stunt' on someone don't I?)............Justin's OK, but I haven't ever been a huge fan (ever since he left n'sync, that is) ..........(OK yeah...I'm aging myself, I know).........I do like a few of his songs (Like I Love You, What Goes Around....)............. So (I'll try to be fair) I'll go check out some of his stuff, then maybe he'll get his own 'Playlist' on my YouTube list as well.....I'll get back to ya on that, tho...........I'm not making any promises.......
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