Monday, April 5, 2010

It could happen.......


Things that could happen to me today:

I COULD get LOST on my way to work and end up in a desolate wooded area .........with my car out of gas ..................and no way to communicate with the outside world ..............and I would have no food and no water ........................and be lost for days ....................and I may have to build a 'lean-to' out of twigs and fern leaves in order to survive .................and I may have to hunt wild boar in the forest using an arrow that I made out of a branch.............and my mind would start playing tricks on me ...........and I may start talking to a soccer ball that I found in the woods and who I befriended and named 'Wilson'...............and maybe I'd start imagining myself being stalked by a rabid grizzly bear that was waiting for the right chance to hunt me down and tear my limbs off and eat me.................and I'd start hearing things that weren't there and I may go insane from the absence of any type of human interaction for days.............and I would most definitely have to drink my own urine to survive.

............hhhellllllooooooooooo.............IT COULD HAPPEN!
Photo courtesy of the internet.

4 comments:

  1. You have a great imagination...I hope this doesn't happen to you though. ;)

    You look HOT from your picture by the way, keep up the good work.

    Visiting from SITS! :)

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  2. OMGosh, Marie.....you think I look HOT? You're now my new best friend! ....You know how to get to me, don't you? :):)

    Thanks for visiting!

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  3. Thats some funny stuff there! Yes, it could happen...from one overly active imagination to another...I totally get it!! :)

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  4. I knew you'd "Get It", Citygirl!

    I visit your site all of the time....you're one funny lady, girlfriend! I'm always laughing at you (with you).....Thanks for visiting me today!

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