Detroit Tigers, Detroit Red Wings and Happy Birthday to Me!

I’m sitting here pondering over the events of my last week…………….and I thought I’d share with you all that’s been happening in ‘My life as Jenny’ lately  ........(Are you ready?)

First.)   HairyMan and I went to the Detroit Tigers Game last Saturday with our son and his girlfriend (had a blast by the way!) Altho, driving in Detroit can be a little tricky for a small-town girl like me….(yes I was the DD for the trip)….(…and yes, I know you’re all wondering who the Freak would designate ME as a driver, right?) …….and NO, I don’t wanna talk about how we almost ran out of gas in a 'back (abandoned gang infested) alley' and HairyMan got too friendly with a dude selling Tigers shirts on the sidewalk…….

2.) My Birthday was Sunday, May2nd.............helllooooooo.....so Happy Birthday to ME!  I'm a little disappointed that nobody got on my blog to wish me a Happy Birthday, and then it dawned on me, that probably NOBODY KNEW...............(......you see - I was gonna write this great post about me turning "44" and all ..........and how life is good ..........and I've been so blessed ...........and how turning "44" isn't all that bad .............and I was gonna talk about every things that's gotten me here today ......and I was 'like' ....going to thank all my friends, my family............yadda, yadda, yadda.............   Well - It didn't happen, people......    But NOW that you ALL know it WAS my birthday - I'll be expecting some birthday well wishes, OK? 

3.) HairyMan bought me a treadmill ...............(so apparently now I don't have an excuse NOT to lose weight) ..................And .......remember that little $1000.00 bet that HairyMan made me about losing 30 pounds by June 1st.............Well......I DON'T want to talk about it!   (.........hellloooooooo.....maybe he should've bought me the treadmill  - like - 3 months ago..............)

Fourth.)  Last night HairyMan and I went to the Detroit Red Wings game with 2 good friends.  I've never been to a Red Wings Game and it was 'Awesome'.........oh, the excitement.......the beer.....the lights.....the fist fighting.......... the music....... the octopus throwing.......and all those men.....(........and let us talk about those men, shall we?)..... all the 'beefy' 'hunky' tall dark and handsome men, with red and white jersey's on.....with their muscles bulging.......in their tight little jeans...or hockey uniforms.........all that testosterone floatin' in the air............mmmmhhhhhh........I can smell it right now........(calm down, Jenny, take a breath)............(I'm getting myself all horney, now!)