Here's the question.............When was the last time that you went in for a check-up and they DIDN'T weigh you? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it just common knowledge that you ALWAYS have to get weighed in (.......kinda like a prize cow at the fair......)...every time you go to the doctor? .........well....guess what? This time it didn't happen! ......and I'm completely dumbfounded!
They didn't weigh me! (What the 'Freak' is up with that?) This is seriously the FIRST time in my LIFE, that the nurse or doctor didn't make me take of my shoes and step up on the scales.....
Were they in a hurry?
Did they just forget?
Or did the 'Doc' just take one look at me and figure.......What's the point? She's a heffer! (....now that I think about it, he did spend a lot of time talking to me about eating healthy and exercising......) and he did bring up the fact that I've continually gained weight every year that I've been in...............
......hhhmmmmmm......
....hold on a minute, I'm gonna go take my clothes off and look in the mirror......
....(hold that thought)
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................OK, yeah definately, it's official.........I'm a Hog!
(Photo courtesy of the internet)
You are not fat. It was probably because they were overcome with your beauty. I'm luck and get weighed everytime I go. And that's 4 times a year. Damn diabetes.
ReplyDeleteI HATE going to the doctor!
ReplyDeleteAnd I usually don't unless something is terribly wrong or I'm preggo.
*sigh*
But i HATE the scale. It always seems to lie.
I mean, my ass is not that HUGE is it?
*sigh*
Dazee...I like your way of thinking......... your absolutely right, DUHHHHH! Of course it was my beauty!
ReplyDeleteCluttered....I go once a year and this is the first time in 44 years they've never weighed me....and HECK NO, your Ass isn't huge! :):)
I'm thinking it was more like, "Wow, she looks so amazingly thin that the OTHER PATIENTS would be too envious if we weighed her". So, keeping the peace...one skinny chick at a time.
ReplyDeleteThe last time that happened to me I ate the entire office staff...don't NOT weigh me when I'm hungry and pissy!
ReplyDeleteI don't get weighed very often either, and I'm nowhere near overweight. Don't fret! From your profile picture, you are not fat. And from your avatar? Sex pot, babe.
ReplyDeleteEven though they weighed me at my last appt, much to my horror, I'm still a fat ass....your not alone.;)
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Thanks guys..........Sherri, I like your way of thinking!
ReplyDeleteSumSum: You crack me up! Quite the imagination you have there! :):)
Mortimer...Ahhh...Sex Pot...now I'm smiling from ear to ear...I know I'm not obese or anything...I'm just curvy/chubby..and could stand to lose a few pounds..... Thanks for the compliment, friend!
Marty: LOL...we 'fat asses' need to stick together, don't we? :):)
Yes we do!! And I never told you but I love the "New face of Jenny" =)) She's super cute!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Marty! :):)
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