……..my hair looks like SHIT today (just so you know)……maybe I should wash it………… (I can only wear it in a bun so many days, right?) .......I’m gonna have to spend the day avoiding PRETTY people…………..and spend the day standing next to UGLY people ………..(to make myself look better, you know?!)
………I’m seriously addicted to ‘Sunflower Seeds’…I eat them all the time………….not just ANY sunflower seeds – BUT ‘Ranch-Flavored’ sunflower seeds! Seriously….once you try the Ranch – you won’t go back to the original flavored…………….isn’t that some kind of saying or something? “Once you go Ranch, you’ll never go back!”
…………I spent WAY too much money at a “Pure Romance” party last week and HairyMan’s gonna kill me when he finds out! (………..now I’m gonna have to bribe him with SEXUAL favors again ………Good Lord!)
…………..and I'm pretty sure I have a CRUSH on the UPS man…………(I'm just sayin')
well, make sure you do the bend, and flip, legally blond style, but don't break his nose. :)
ReplyDeleteif you are releasing flying monkeys today i'm pretty sure no one will notice your hair...
ReplyDeleteFlying Monkeys... what a great idea! I might want to borrow them from you every now and then! Found you while mingling with the SITS girls... nice to meet you!
ReplyDeleteZipping over from the 31DBBB Challenge and I must say... love how you come right out and say that it's all about you! Hehe... Umm, and yah, agree with the commenter above. If you have flying monkeys, no one will notice your hair. :)
ReplyDeleteTake care!
Dee
OMGosh...Dazee, that's a good one! I haven't seen that movie in so long...I'll have to remember that move!
ReplyDeleteSum Sum: You're definately right!.....and come to think of it, maybe it's MY CRAPPY looking HAIR that's making me 'release the monkeys' to begin with! :):)
Mary and Dee: Thanks for stopping by....you can borrow my flying monkeys anytime...except, I do tend to USE them a lot! And yep, I think my hair is the least of my worries!
Stopping from 31dbbb - Glad you are enjoying the 31dbbb challenge.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea there were any kind of flavored sunflower seed, much less ranch! :)
ReplyDeleteEileen....thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteLiz, I discovered them quite recently, and I'm officially addicted....you really ought to try them....I mean, if you're into sunflower seeds at all!
Jenny, wash your damn hair, and quit stalking the ugly people! Put on the buttless chaps for HairyMan and he'll be throwing money at you...flying monkeys? Where do I get some of those? Now I think your captcha word is calling me a weiner(weener)...
ReplyDeleteOMGosh.....Angie, you're a riot! You're talking to me just like you've known me for years! LOL Oh how I wish we lived closer so that we could borrow each others clothes, do each others hair and makeup, drink Tequila and Mimosas and 'make fun' of other people! :):) HA!
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know sunflower seeds came in flavors.
ReplyDeleteI'm finally catching up. I've missed you.
Guess what my mother in law sent us? A garden gnome that lights up in the dark. Aren't you jealous?
It's hard not to like the UPS guy. He always brings me presents.
ReplyDeleteMami: Obviously your mother has no idea the havoc that the evil little gnome creatures will reek in your household! You need to get rid of it before your flowers start dieing and your socks start disappearing! I fear for you life, Mami!
ReplyDeleteDebbie: Our UPS guy is hot! I drool all over my desk everytime he comes in! Unfortunately, he never brings me presents....
All men in uniform are HAWT...*sigh*
ReplyDeleteSometimes even the cop who pulls you over...