Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Have You Ever Wednesday........

Have you ever been having a conversation with someone….and you find yourself thinking that MAYBE the person that you’re talking to might NOT be a person at all……….but an alien from another planet who is dressed up as a human.......…pretending to be a person…….......and instead of using their 'alien language voice' while they are talking to you....…….they’re using one of those 'vocal control contraptions' on their larynx (that you see in the movies) that make themselves SOUND human …......and their skin is actually FAKE SKIN that they’ve stretched out and they are wearing over their green slimey lizard skin and it makes you wonder?  

And you try not to think of them being an alien and all......and you try not to think of their skin suddenly ripping open to reveal a grotesque serpent who's ready to drain the blood from your body and eat your brain..................and...you start, let's see......thinking about Zebra's for instance.......but you're mind keep wondering back to what's actually under their skin........and how they're gonna rip off your head...........

And THEN you reach out and pinch them on the face......really hard……… and that’s when you realize that you’ve let your imagination get away from you again?
(photo courtesy of the internet)

6 comments:

  1. Please tell me if you have actually done this?! If so, you are now my idol. You would be replacing a friend of mine who I got to eat liquified pizza lasagna mixed with water and milk.

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  2. you are seriously too freaking funny. I don't think about it as an alien tho.

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  3. I think this about approx 75% of the people I talk to...the alien, not the zebra...the zebra's all you, girl! You're hysterical as always!

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  4. Hey Jenny - lay off the tequila at work a little. What the hell is wrong with you?!? ;-)

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  5. Mortimer and Dazee........Yes, I've actually done this.....to a good friend of mine, Krissy.....and I just about tore her cheek off (she wasn't very happy, but she forgave me once I explained to her that I thought she was an alien....)

    Angie.....I think about Zebras a lot (to take my mind off of things, that is) ...sometimes it works....sometimes it doesn't......mostly it doesn't....

    Anonymous: I don't drink Tequila at work, people......hellloooo.......(just non-alcoholic margarita mixer) HA!

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  6. So funny!

    http://youcanfacetodaybecausehelives.blogspot.com/

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