My 'Biker Babe' Friend.....I've got an ITCH.....AND I'm Voting for Pedro!

Just some random things today............

1.) This morning I grabbed my deodorant and sprayed my entire head……before I realized it wasn’t my hairspray!

2.) I’ve decided that when the next presidential election comes around………..I’m voting for Pedro!

3.) OM'freakin' Gosh....I can't quit itching today............my neck itches, my arms itch, my butt itches, my back itches, my calves itch......even my fingers itch!  It's driving me crazy....I'm either allergic to something or I got bugs!  I've been itching all day, and now I have red welts all over my body (.....and yes, I did shower this morning, people!)

4.) I love getting drunk and THEN looking in the mirror……cause I LOOK AWESOME when I drink!

5.) Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a VAMPIRE……. (just so you know……..)


6.) A friend of mine ...........let's call her Chris.....( 'cause that's her name )  ....well she's a 'Biker Babe' now - 'cause she and her husband got a 'Harley' and they go ridin', out on the open rode (that's Biker talk, in case you don't know the lingo)     Well, she got chaps.........and this is how it went down:

Chris:  "Hey Jenny, I went shopping and bought myself a pair of Chaps."

Me:  "What the Freak do YOU need 'Chaps' for?"

Chris:  "For bike riding....when me and Chris (that's her husbands name, too, I know.......confusing....) go bike riding, I need leathers (that's biker lingo for coats and chaps and leather stuff)...so I bought a leather coat and some chaps."

Me:  "Are they butt-less chaps?" (...I'm thinking....cool...)

Chris: "Jenny, ALL chaps are butt-less!"  (...she laughs as if I'm stupid...)

Me:  "OH MY Gosh.....you're gonna wear butt-less chaps out on the bike with Chris?  No, way!"   (...now I'm thinking......awesome wicked cool...)

Chris:  "Jenny.....I'm gonna wear jeans under them, for crying out loud!"  (....she's laughing and looking at me as if I'm an idiot...)

Me:  "OH" ......"Boring!" (...for a split second there - I thought she may have been the most coolest girl I know....)   (...shoulda' known better......I'm actually the coolest girl I know.....helllooooooo....)
 (photo courtesy of the internet)