Friday, September 3, 2010

Random things and thoughts today!

First of all...............I ate a leftover 'chicken thigh' from Kentucky Fried Chicken and 4 donuts on the way to work this morning.......................(YES............if you're just tuning in.................I'm a hog!)

I've decided my life is SO much better when I have a 'Tan'!

Each day, when I get home from work, I normally go put on an old T-shirt, a pair of sweats, my eyeglasses and put my hair up in a bun or a messy pony-tail...............Hairyman ALWAYS tells me how attractive I'm looking................(I think he's being sarcastic!)

OH...............and I've also decided that I'm not wearing 'thong' underwear anymore.............. if you MUST know.........it CHAFES me!   The other day I had a pair on and they got caught on the bracelet that I was wearing and I got a huge wedgie......... and I'm talking "MEGA - Wedge" girlfriends..........I was chafed, swollen up and bleeding from between my buttocks............not a good picture  - just so you know.  So I'm back to the 'big girl panties', now! 

Hairyman and I are going Golfing this weekend with a bunch of friends..........(my girlfriend, Porscha, knows that I don't golf, but invites me anyway.........she says I can go be 'Eye Candy' on the course......................what a nice friend!).......................I mean, NOT that I'LL be doing any golfing, mind you.....................I'm simply going because I like dressing up in my cute little golf outfit, driving around in the cart,  and drinking cocktails all day, while everyone else golfs!     

OH....................and I THINK I was a stripper in a past life!

'Happy Labor Day' everyone!  Hope you all have a fun and safe weekend!

8 comments:

  1. hahaha. Being eye candy is the only way to be on the golf course. Have fun!

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  2. YIKES. I though thongs were only worn w=for one reason only. And that was to get some action...

    Who wants some floss in their butt ALL DAY LONG?
    GO granny panties...lol.

    Love ya.
    Hope you have a fantastic weekend and ENJOY the eye candy!
    Take pictures!

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  3. Enjoy your thong-free weekend! ;)

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  4. I hate golfing too. I prefer to sit in the lounge and laugh at the poor sweaty douche's carrying huge leather bags full of metal rods.
    But I do enjoy driving the golf cart, and going over the bumps with drunk golfers in the way.

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  5. I'm just curious as to how your bracelet got caught in your thong? lol Well, I guess you aren't eye candy for nothing!

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  6. I've never heard of a thong accident before.

    I love your button, I'm grabbing it.

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  7. Well, I tried grabbing your button, but when I try to post it an sign comes up that says the image is no longer on photobucket. Boo.

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  8. Thanks, guys....and Sandra, haven't a clue how that happened....

    Unknown: I can't imagine why my button isn't working on your site! Is anyone else having this problem? It's working on my side!

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