Thursday, January 13, 2011

Wanna celebrate with me? You bring the Tequila, I'll bring my 'Butt-less Chaps'!

I’m so excited I could just pee myself!
I now officially have '100 followers' on my blog and I’m all bubbly and star-struck!   If you could see me now – I’m up on an end table in my living room doing the ‘groin-grind’ and ‘fist pump’ and mouthin’ the words to ‘I am woman hear me roar!’

All thanks too my new friend,  Jenny ............she found my blog on-line and actually likes me (………..probably because she doesn’t really know me too well, yet……….give her time…….before long - she’ll think I’m a weirdo, just like all you other people who read my blog…………..)   (......hey......what the 'freak' do all you people know anyway.........GEEZ!)     Anyway, my new friend, Jenny thinks I’m awesome and funny and gorgeous and smart and the best thing to hit the world since soft butter………..(well, she didn’t REALLY USE those words and ACTUALLY SAY those things about me….but …….helllloooooo……who wouldn't think I'm funny and 'HOT' and awesome and stuff?  )   …I think she’s pretty awesome too!   So you’ll have to go visit her at http://pearsonreport.blogspot.com/ and check her out.    NOTE:   Did you notice her name is Jenny, too?  (....yeah, she's a copy-cat......!)   In fact I think she went out and changed her name just so she could be like me......hellllooooooo.........  (No - not really......I just made that part up............... I'm pretty sure she was born with that name actually......but wouldn't it be cool if she DID go out and have her name legally changed to match my name - because she wanted to be just like me?.........that would be so 'freakin' awesome.............I mean........in a creepy-stalker-kind of way!   .......I'm just sayin'...........)

..................SO BECAUSE I now have 100 followers ……....I think it's only appropriate to tell you 100 interesting things about myself! ..........but stay tuned.........that's gonna have to be a whole 'nother post! (......you know how I detest LONG posts........)


So.....I'm sending a big THANK YOU instead - to all of my followers (or people who just stop by my blog secretly when know one is looking) who make time in their day to read my blog and stay tuned!  I know how busy you all are with your lives and it makes me feel special to know you're reading my stuff!  You're the best!

Yeah.....(...yeah, I just have to add...........) that word must be getting around how COOL I am........(....not that it should surprise you all.......what with it all being about me! )  Yes, if you're NEW to my blog - you should know "Life is All about Me!"  (..........hey it's MY blog!   I can write what I want!)  

I've kinda summed it up like this:  "I think I'm like this really annoying girl that just won't go away......and you don't even really like me.....in fact you find me kind of conceded and irritating........ and as much as you try to ignore me............I just keeps popping up and won't leave you alone............so you find yourself just continually coming back for MORE!"       

6 comments:

  1. congrats!

    this was a fun post, but i am still looking for the tequila...

    Bruce
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  2. I'm laughing - I think you and I will get along just fine...Miss Jenny - aka Jennifer!

    My claim to fame is that I was born a Jenny, no "fer" on this baby! How cool is that!

    Actually, my mother was so set on a boy that she was annoyed at have yet another girl (I'm daughter number 2) that she was going to name me Peter, just to spite me! (true story)

    Thank God my most amazing Godmother stepped in and saved the day. Jenny was her favourite girls name, and since she couldn't have kids, I was the beneficiary of the name.

    What intrigues me is that most gals named Jennifer don’t like to be called Jenny, they go for Jen – you’ll have to do a piece on “Why Jenny not Jen” – see I’ve picked out the title of your next post.

    OH – Thanks for the write up – very good and it hit the spot. I’m glad I was #100!

    Jenny (will the real Jenny please stand up…)

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  3. congrats. can't wait to hear the 100 things about you

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  4. YAY! 100 followers!
    That's cause you make us laugh girl!
    Keep it up!
    Love ya...
    And now you gotta do a post--100 things about you!!!
    lol. And don't make it a snoozepost....bwahahaha. I'm sure you can come up with something....

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  5. Make that 102! I am just visiting your blogs and reading some of your posts! LOVES IT. It is so refreshing to come across a blog like this. GREAT WORK!

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  6. Oh, you guys are the greatest....since this post, I've added 4 more followers, so I'm up to 104 newbies to my blog! I'm so excited! Bruce: You'll never have to wait long regarding 'Tequila' around me! :):) Jenny: You're right, I think we have a lot in common, so stay tuned! :):) Dazee and Cluttered: I'm so happy you guys haven't gotten sick of me yet! You guys are the best you faithful followers, you! :):) And DeeDee....Thanks for following! I've got lots of good stuff on the way! :):)

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