Friday, March 25, 2011

Happy Freakin' Friday, People!

Alright……..enough already about the parasitic problems in my head……looks like they’ve taken care of themselves on their own...thank you very much, my friends.....   And I realize now that the ‘parasitic worms’ and ‘nesting tarantula hatchlings’ were just a figment of my imagination and I have to admit that they WERE NEVER REAL, and they NEVER REALLY EXISTED!   (....at least that's what I keep telling myself.....until the voices in my head start telling me otherwise..........)


Oh, and my good friend, Sherri - over at "The Mess that is my Mind" talked me into rubbing 'Cat Piss' all over my body!

Well, hey…..she told me that Cat Pee repels garden gnomes and since Sherri and I are ‘Blogging BFF’s’ and all….    (….well, Sherri doesn’t really know that we’re best friends….....BUT WE ARE..........I don't care what SHE SAYS - WE ARE, Damn it!)

....(…kinda like most of my friends don’t really know that they’re my best friends….)....

....(…they just play along with me…because they don’t want to hurt my feeling……either that or they’re scared of me…….) ...

....I’m just sayin’…….

So NOW I’m walking around smelling like Cat Piss ……..and my dog keeps trying to have sex with my leg!
              



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4 comments:

  1. Dazee DreamerMarch 25, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    and here I thought I was your blogging bff. I'll be over there in the corner crying.

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  2. Jenny BrownMarch 25, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    Hey, hold on there, Dazee....there's plenty of ME to go around! We're still 'besties' - both you and I...no need to pout, girlfriend! :):)

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  3. Toyin O.March 26, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    so funny,I hope the cat piss is repeling the gnomes:)

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  4. Jenny BrownMarch 29, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    Hey, Toyin O.....thanks for stopping by. I'm glad I made you laugh..... I think the cat piss must be working since I haven't seen a gnome in awhile. Now I just have to figure out what's worse - garden gnomes or smelling of cat pee! Hmmmm.....

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