The other night (December 26, 2011) I woke up and I have a rash on my back and my chest…..(........not a pretty sight, let me TELL you.........) I hunted for bed bugs and spiders but none could be found. (I work for a pest control company, so I'm fairly confident that I DO know what I’m doing, yes!)
So I’m 99 % sure I don’t have bed bugs and getting bit by a spider goes against everything that I’ve been taught through my job (..........meaning the chances of being bit by a spider are very rare in my neck of the woods.)
So what could my 'bites/ rash' BE you ask?
1.) In the middle of the night, someone could have took a 'straight pin' and poked me in the back and the boobs a few times…………(….altho, WHY anyone would do this – I’m not sure!)
2.) I used too much bleach while washing my bra out and I could be having a bad reaction to the excessive bleach in my bra!
3.) The little bites or holes in my skin are actually the wounds made from the pitch forks and ice picks of the dreaded garden gnomes that decided to attack me that night.
(...actual photo of the bot flies in my skin......BUT they're not in my arm - they're in my back and boobs!)