Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Job Randomness.....

I've decided I'm gonna quit my job!  I've decided that I really don't wanna work any more. ......I've got too much other stuff that I wanna do......and I don't have time to work ......working's taking up far too much of my time these days and I don't have enough time for all my other activities...(..like being 'Hairymans' Trophy wife - and other important things.....)....

I've been weighing my options.................I'll quit my job, I'll lose a lot of weight and become a stripper.....(....not necessarily in that order..)...I think I'll lose the weight first, then quit my job - then probably preform on amateur night in some local bar............... then maybe start stripping full time....maybe become the headline act in a really classy joint.

If things don't turn out with my stripping career, maybe I'll become a cop!  I'll go to a police academy and perfect my shooting skills ....maybe even become a master of the 'nunchucks'.....

I've also decided that I want to star in my own sitcom......   I think I'd be great in a sitcom!  You guys would watch it, wouldn't you?  ..(...well.....of course you would....)   I could talk about myself and the whole show would be about how awesome I am!  And we'll call it 'My life as Jenny'  ........I'm a 'FREAKIN' GENIUS' - I tell you!  Freakin' Genius!
 
In fact.....I think I'll start writing the script tonight......I'll keep you posted!
Later....

3 comments:

  1. hahahaha! a stripper might not be too bad. As long as all the guys are majorly hot like the ones in Magic mike. lol. Star of your own show? Try vlogging and WALA! You will be the star of your own show! I'm back!!! Cluttered Brain is back...haha. Just sayin. Missed you Jenny.

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  2. Missed you too, Cluttered....Welcome back, girlfriend! Maybe we can star in our own sitcom together .....we'll be roommates - kinda like 'Laverne and Shirley'.... :):)

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  3. LOL! Love it!!

    I'd probably become a trophy wife, because I'm already a prostitute! Everytime I want money for frivolous crap, I have to make my hubby "happy" first! LOL

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