OH MY GOSH!

"OK, the unthinkable has just happened!"

It's Sunday, I'm going through my usual routine of cleaning out the fridge.......you know....... throwing out the slimy lettuce, the moldy rolls, the leftover Chili............

..........that's when I open my "meat drawer" and there they are, (not just one, but 2 of them), underneath the bacon and bologna......................(OK.................take a deep breath, Jenny) ............to my horror, (Oh my gosh), there are 2 Cheeseburger patties in a zip lock bag!

When on earth did we have Cheeseburgers last? I think it was with Jason and Heather last Sunday. (They came over, we grilled and I kept the leftovers.) In fact, I remember now wrapping them up and sticking them in the drawer. I can't believe I've forgotten about them! All those nights last week, with no idea what to eat for dinner, and all this time the 2 patties have been in my refrigerator, hidden under the bacon. (Obviously, we don't eat bacon a lot..................if only I'd made BLT's this week!) And not just one, there's 2............could they still be good? ..............I'm thinking..........mulling it over in my mind..................I'm salivating.............I'm actually contemplating eating them, for God's sake!

OK, let's get real................that wouldn't be good..............they don't even smell like cheeseburgers anymore.

I'm going to actually have to throw them out! The Queen of Cheeseburgers is actually gonna have to throw them out! I'm sorry, but in 'my world of Jenny', we just don't waste cheeseburgers! What's my world coming to? I feel ill.......I'm going to go lie down! (And remember to keep an eye on my meat drawer from now on!)

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