Happy Monday!

I absolutely HATE Mondays.........maybe it's because I know there's four more long days I have to got to work until Friday gets here again! (And I LOVE Fridays!) (and I LOVE weekends!) I seriously contemplated calling in sick today, but decided against it! (Basically I'm a chicken Shit!)

I'm so tired today (probably because I'm fat and lazy and have no ambition) (and I forgot my vivarin) (and I ate 6 donuts on the way to work) and I can't wait to get home, put on my pj's and 'veg' the rest of the night!

Too make a long story - short.........I'll bore you with a few of my weekends highlights:

....................went to my daughters cheer leading competition (they got first, by the way)............ate too much skin off my thumbs (one of my bad habits, I eat the skin off my thumbs) - now they're raw and throbbing, and I think I see nerve............I preformed some seductive dancing on 'Heathers Den-Bench' (almost fell thru the window when I got caught up in my freaky dirty dancing moves)..................way too many tequila shots.................I embarrassed my husband (which normally happens on a consistent basis) .......... pulled a muscle in my shoulder (from dancing - yes, I'm out of shape and pathetic)..............had drunken wild-monkey sex (with my husband) - then immediately stepped in Max's dog-shit......................won 3 out of 4 games at bean bags (that's got to be a record, since we never win!)............road trip to 'FunGirl and Sexy's' for the Superbowl.......................who am I gonna root for?...............(who has the hottest players?)................... husband backseat driving in the passenger seat on the way home (really pissing me off)............4 messages on the answering machine when we get home........3 messages on Rob's cellphone............................ a call from a friend and I won $500.00 on the game ............celebration shots for everyone..............

Not looking forward to Monday..........maybe I'll call in sick!