Late For Work, Nick Lachey and Killer Clowns!

My alarm didn’t go off this morning (due to ‘my bad’) so I got ready for work in 5 minutes and was out the door…………….yeah, I pretty much look like a HAG today……..no makeup (although, I do have ‘base’ on, to cover up my ‘witch wart’)……..and I did brush my teeth…………..but that’s about it, girls! (……….and I’m not feeling too FRESH this morning – without my morning shower)................if you know what I mean! Oh, and my hair is alot to be desired right now..................(NOTE TO SELF: Make hair appointment - my roots are showing and I look like 'trailer trash!')

Another Monday in my neighborhood and off to work..........................today’s a ‘Nick Lachey Day' on YouTube………….(in my opinion, he’s a whole lot better off without Ms. Simpson, but that’s just my opinion, folks)……………… some of my favorite ‘Nick songs’ are “All In My Head”, “Did I Ever Tell You”, and “On You Own”.…………….I love most of his new stuff! And, yes, he’s even made it to a spot on my YouTube playlist……………………..so, now………..when I’m in a kinda – mellow type of mood, Nick’s just a ‘CLICK’ away!



I devoured 2 Big Macs on my lunch today........................no - I couldn't have just one Big Mac................I had to eat two (simply because I had a coupon)...............................(and because I'm a loser and have no willpower when it comes to losing weight!)

Oh, and I’ve decided I don’t like ‘clowns’ anymore……………you know how I think ‘GNOMES’ are evil?................well, you can now add CLOWNS to that list of things that I ‘believe are evil!’

Seriously, I’ve never been a huge fan of clowns..................... but I’ve decided today they seriously freak me out - right up there with garden gnomes! ...............................like the clown from the horror movie, "IT"......................what kind of frickin' clown is that..........................a maniacal killer clown that's gonna hunt you down with a chainsaw and make mincemeat out of you...........that's the kind of clown I'm talking about..................................well, I don't want any part of that in my world anymore! NOTE TO SELF: Go home and search house for clowns and dispose of them ..............ooohhhhhh, and.............I'm not gonna simply just throw them away in the garbage, and wait for the garbage man to come................................I'm gonna need to cut their heads off and their feet and their hands, legs and arms...........just to make sure they don't come back to life and hunt me down...............I keep envisioning them crawling out of the dumpster and limping back up my driveway to my house and peering in at me thru my windows while I'm sleeping (oh, and of course he'll be holding some type of weapon..................maybe an axe..................or a hammer............... or something that can do me bodily harm ............... scar me, and leave me for dead)..........................................(I seriously don't think I have any clowns lying around my home, but I need to be sure!) ONE CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE!
Photo courtesy of the internet - "Stephen King's - IT"