Have You Ever, Wednesday..........

HAVE YOU EVER been helping your husband remodel your basement .................and the both of you are drinking the SAME kind of beer............................ and he sets his beer down by you....................and you pick it up - by mistake.................thinking that it must be yours (and you're REALLY thirsty and you need a drink)........................you take a HUGE gulp.....................and what you thought was cold beer doesn't taste like beer at all....................it turns out to have a 'cherry taste' to it.........and it's chunky and slimy...............BECAUSE..................... unbeknown st to you -your husband has been carrying around 2 cans ....................ONE - full of cold fresh BEER......................and the OTHER one that he's been using as a 'spit-cup' .................because he 'CHEWS' (aka: smokeless tobacco.................you know................) ...............................and you've just now taken a hefty drink of his 'Skoal Spit'.................................gag........cough..............puke..................

Well, have you? Have you ever drank your husbands SPIT?

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