'Brandy Norwood', my socks don't match and I think I Stink!

Today’s ‘Brandy’ Day on the ole’ YouTube channel……..(and yes, she’s got her own ‘Playlist’ on my YouTube page) …….. I didn’t realize how many songs Brandy has out there….. well……..I should of realized……….she’s been singing since way back when “Sittin’ up in my room” was a hit, right……….what a pretty girl she is………my favorite ‘Brandy Song’ right now is “Right Here” (one of her newer songs)…….Did you know that Kobe Bryant, (before he was a NBA star), took her to his high school prom in 1996? Did you know that she starred alongside Jennifer Love Hewitt in the 1998 movie ‘I Still Know What You Did Last Summer’? (Do you even care?)

And speaking of today...................I look like "Royal Dog Freak" today! I honestly did NOTHING with myself this morning..............you know how sometimes I come to work and I look pretty 'Fly' sportin' my 'sassy clothes', having showered, applied deoderant, brushed my teeth, curled my hair, tweezed my eyebrows, and put on my flawless face of makeup..............WELL TODAY'S NOT THAT DAY, girlfriends!

...............I slapped off the alarm this morning and dove behind my computer screen (because you know how I'm addicted to the internet, and all...........and how I wouldn't want to miss anything...........like some worldly event was going to happen on facebook ............or maybe 'FarmVille' was offering some sort of new animal for a limited time only..........or maybe the 'BlogFrog' came out with a new community or something.............)................(and I should've been getting ready for work, you know).............by the time I looked at the clock I was still in my pj's and had about 5 minutes left before I actually had to leave for work - without being late............................So ............as I tripped over 'Max' - just shy of falling down the stairs................ I changed my underware......................thru on a pair of jeans from the laundry basket................... thru a sweatshirt over my pajama top................. took a drink of 'Scope'...................sprayed my entire body with 'feminine deoderant spray' (which I thought was perfumed body spray)...................put my hair in a clip (which broke on the way to work)................... popped a vivarin...............grabbed a can of Red Bull............... jumped in the car and away we go!

Ok........so basically I'm at work .......I forgot my phone...............I'm in my pajamas............ I stink of 'B-O'.................. my breath reeks .......................my socks don't match................. I just realized I'm not wearing a bra...................the sweatshirt I grabbed has a bright red kool-aid stain on the front of it.....................and don't get me started on my 'Hair"! I just caught a look at myself in a mirror and I look like DEATH! Ohmyholyfreakness...................I hope I don't see anyone worth impressing today.....................it's a wonder my boss doesn't send me home..........I look like a 'Bag Lady!"