"It Could Happen Monday!"

It could happen...................

.....................tonight while putting on my pajamas............(I think I'll wear my 'pink and yellow cotton nighty' to bed tonight, just so you know)........... I COULD get this strange need to look under my bed..................

.............call me crazy, but once in awhile, I get these strange premonitions to do things.......................SO.............amongst all of the rabid dust bunnies that have been living underfoot my bed.............I discover a loose floor board (while acting on my premonition and looking under the bed).............. so I crawl under my bed..........(cause I can)................and............"WA - LA".... there it is............. a stolen bank bag hidden underneath a wooden 2X4.............(not that I know it's stolen, I'm just assuming.............(and besides, it makes for a better story) ..............SO............ a stolen bank bag full of $25,000.00 in '100 bills'...................................CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?................what are the odds...............

So now I'm pretty much in a fabulous mood..............(cause I've found all this money, and all)........... BUT........ now I have a dilemma.............

..........what if the maniacal thieves (who stole the money in the first place) decide to come back and retrieve it.................and it's not there.......(because I've taken it, of course............helllooooooo, like I'm gonna leave $25,000.00 under my bed)...........and what if they decide to torture me until I give up the location of the money? I don't like pain, girlfriends.......................and I don't wanna give up my money (finders keepers)................I'm a weak woman..........and I'm sure to cave in at the first sign of them shoving bamboo strips under my fingernails......................OR........... if they start cutting off my toes one by one and stuffing them into my mouth............

.........(I think I've been watching too much TV).....................

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