Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Are You My Friend?

I have been truly blessed with so many great friends.........for instance..............

I have Old Friends that I went to school with......................... and those dear Friends that I grew up with......................... I have very close current Friends that I've made in the last 10 years who I think are quite terrific........... I have Friends that I like to Vacation with specifically..............I have special friends that I share many a memory with ( ......these friends, I have to be friends with - trust me - because they have WAY too much DIRT on me)...................I have Work Friends.............I have Facebook FRIENDS.............I have Friends that I like to watch HORROR movies with.............................I have Those Close Friends that I can call when I have problems..............and Friends that I like to go shopping with because we LIKE the same stuff......................I have Friends that I like to get together to drink cocktails, dance and hang out with..................AND...I have BLOGGER FRIENDS................I have Friends that always make me PEE MY PANTS, EVERY time I'm with them (you know who you are!)...............I have Friends that DON'T MIND me walkin' around in my "Coyote Ugly Butt-less Chaps"...............I have Extremely New Friends (that I just introduced myself to .....ahhh.......like ....last night........in the Mexican Restaurant - who did body shots with me..........)...........and I have FRIENDS that will take care of me when I drink TOO much PATRON and will hold my hair back as puke in the toilet!

SO........as you can see I have lots of different friends!  And it doesn't matter WHO YOU ARE or what kind of friend you are to me................. You're all Special!  And I'd like to Thank you all for being my Friends!  You make my life so Wonderful!

BUT ..........ALWAYS REMEMBER:

................We may be friends and all, but rest assured - if our plane crashes in the Himalayas - and I get HUNGRY......................I'll EAT you!

8 comments:

  1. Damn woman. And I'm taking that as not in the "good" way of eating. :)

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  2. ....I mean, like...Dazee....if you were gonna die ANYWAY, that is...of frost bite or something.....(I'm just saying.......) We're all good! :):)

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  3. If I ever go on a trip with you, I'm gonna go on a starvation, crash, super low carb diet first, but then you'll probably just pick your teeth with my bones!

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  4. Tooo sweet...up until the eating part, lol

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  5. Angie: Doesn't matter how thin you are....if I'm dying of hunger, you'll still look extremely 'tasty' to me...

    Island Gal and Tamara: Thanks for stopping by! I love new friends...glad I got a chuckle out of you! :):)

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  6. Here's the deal: if I die before you, you can dine on me (if you can handle Bear meat) — but you CAN'T eat my POODLE. (Can I make that any clearer?) ;)

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  7. Hey, Rob-Bear: You DO know that I have this phobia of being mauled by a rabid grizzly bear, right? so your pics really freakin' me out right now.....And as for eating you, I don't have a problem eating bear meat, NO, especially if I'm starving to death! Poodles, NO - Bear, Yes!

    Thanks for stopping by.......

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