Things I've decided that I pretty much hate right now:
1) Women with really dark tans! (.............you women really need to get jobs, or quit going to the tanner so much.......)..............I mean................I'm all for being tan and all, but there are boundaries, girlfriends.................... (plus, I'm just jealous, Ok?)...........
2) Hangovers! (I'm pretty much never gonna drink again!)
3) People who THINK they're attractive, but who really AREN'T that good looking! (..........hellllloooooooo............did you look in the mirror this morning?) Get over yourself, already!
4) Heavy breathers..................hellllloooooooo........Can't you HEAR yourself breathing, people? You're freakin' people out ...........seriously!
5) STUPID PEOPLE Listen, Bubba............just because you figured out how to make a grill out of a shopping cart.........and just because you can hot wire your lawn mower....... doesn't make you a rocket scientist, OK?
(.........and what's worse - Stupid People DON'T even know they're stupid.....)
2) Hangovers! (I'm pretty much never gonna drink again!)
3) People who THINK they're attractive, but who really AREN'T that good looking! (..........hellllloooooooo............did you look in the mirror this morning?) Get over yourself, already!
4) Heavy breathers..................hellllloooooooo........Can't you HEAR yourself breathing, people? You're freakin' people out ...........seriously!
(.........and what's worse - Stupid People DON'T even know they're stupid.....)
I love that play on words. thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteShit...am thinking I am really stupid...can't even make a grill or hot wire a lawn mower...I did in a pinch once use a bread twisty instead of a rubber band for my ponytail...does that count?
ReplyDeleteYou're really quite hysterical, and I can relate to your blog definitely, ( haha, who hasnt double dipped?) but there is just one thing...
ReplyDeleteok, stupid people piss me off too... but at least I say it with proper grammar? You are hilarious, but dont say you hate stupid people if you can't use there, their, and theyre properly.
Hey Keller....I thought I WAS using 'They're' in the proper manner...my bad! Well, you'll come to realize that you can't expect too much out of me! :):) (you'll notice that grammer isn't one of my specialties...) ....and....I just thought of something......maybe, I'M ONE of the stupid people (remember how I said stupid people don't know they are stupid, right?)
ReplyDeleteokay, haha, no, I am the stupid one. my extreme apologies!!! hahahaha, i went back and looked at it after I posted that, and I saw that the caption under the picture was from the website? if thats right, then the website is stupid! ( and me too I guess :) ) but you did use the correct theyre!
ReplyDeleteps: thank you very much for commenting on my blog too, made me happy :)
Haha I hate heavy breathers too. Especially when they have bad breath!
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