Grilled Hotdogs and Double-Dipping ........

Something that you might want to know about me:


I double dip! (……..on certain occasions, anyway....)

Last night we had friends over and we grilled hotdogs. (Now pay attention ………….. ‘cause you won’t want to miss just how classy I am!)

I put all of the hotdogs on a plate on the middle of the table……..I filled cereal bowls full of ketchup, mustard and A1 sauce (because any respectable person has A1 sauce with their hotdogs, right?)…………..and I told everyone to “have at em” ………..NO buns, NO plates, NO silverware………and YES …we did have napkins, mind you (it’s not like we’re a bunch of heathens, people………….GEEZ……….) ……..so there we all were………..hand pickin’ our ‘dogs’ and dipping them in the bowls ……….one after another………dip by dip…………oh, yeah, I’m sure the ‘cooties’ were flying all over the place………..germs everywhere………..

Well, come on…..it WAS about 10PM, right?...........and there WERE a few Margarita’s and MBLight’s a flowin’ (if you know what I mean)……..and it’s not like I didn’t know these people……it’s not like I was in a public place with strangers who I didn’t know………………..and it’s NOT like they didn’t join in and double dip right along with me, folks!       And none of us were sick (that none of us confessed to, anyway)

You see........... all my friends are about as sophisticated as I am………yeah………like we’re a bunch a rednecks who don’t care about catchin’ other peoples diseases…………...

But hey….(in my own defense)……….my friends should know by now that they can’t expect too much out of me, anyway!   (YES - I’m THAT kind of friend!)

Although……………… if (by chance) we all wake up tomorrow morning with cold sores, weird looking rashes, and stool problems ………..…maybe I’ll have to rethink my double-dipping festivities.

        “Did You Just Double Dip That Chip?”
                 Photo courtesy of the internet/ Seinfield