Friday, June 25, 2010

Grilled Hotdogs and Double-Dipping ........

Something that you might want to know about me:


I double dip! (……..on certain occasions, anyway....)

Last night we had friends over and we grilled hotdogs. (Now pay attention ………….. ‘cause you won’t want to miss just how classy I am!)

I put all of the hotdogs on a plate on the middle of the table……..I filled cereal bowls full of ketchup, mustard and A1 sauce (because any respectable person has A1 sauce with their hotdogs, right?)…………..and I told everyone to “have at em” ………..NO buns, NO plates, NO silverware………and YES …we did have napkins, mind you (it’s not like we’re a bunch of heathens, people………….GEEZ……….) ……..so there we all were………..hand pickin’ our ‘dogs’ and dipping them in the bowls ……….one after another………dip by dip…………oh, yeah, I’m sure the ‘cooties’ were flying all over the place………..germs everywhere………..

Well, come on…..it WAS about 10PM, right?...........and there WERE a few Margarita’s and MBLight’s a flowin’ (if you know what I mean)……..and it’s not like I didn’t know these people……it’s not like I was in a public place with strangers who I didn’t know………………..and it’s NOT like they didn’t join in and double dip right along with me, folks!       And none of us were sick (that none of us confessed to, anyway)

You see........... all my friends are about as sophisticated as I am………yeah………like we’re a bunch a rednecks who don’t care about catchin’ other peoples diseases…………...

But hey….(in my own defense)……….my friends should know by now that they can’t expect too much out of me, anyway!   (YES - I’m THAT kind of friend!)

Although……………… if (by chance) we all wake up tomorrow morning with cold sores, weird looking rashes, and stool problems ………..…maybe I’ll have to rethink my double-dipping festivities.

        “Did You Just Double Dip That Chip?”
                 Photo courtesy of the internet/ Seinfield

8 comments:

  1. Here for the Friday Follows - love to find new blogs to follow - hope to see you at Dropped Stitches!

    xo Erin

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  2. I'm just thinking that the alcohol kills the germs, so why not double-dip??

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  3. Ha, keep on up with the double dipping!!!!!

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  4. Erin: Nice to see you here....

    Forty-Something & Dazee: I like your thinking! Good call on the Alcohol and I see you're both 'my kind of friends!'

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  5. Stool problems. wow. I'll take the double-dipping.
    OK, no i won't... I'll take the stool problems. ;)

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  6. Maybe there were no buns, plates, or silverware, but at least you didn't eat your friends (your blog about plane wrecks and cannibalism)...you didn't, did you?

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  7. No worries, Jessica.....no Stool problems for me. I guess I'll continue with my double dipping....(for now!)

    Angie...Ha,Ha (good one) ....No - my friends are still around...I didn't have to eat them, since there were plenty of hot dogs for me! Too funny!

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  8. Ewwww...don't invite me over on those nights.

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