Who's been sitting in my airplane seat? I don't even want to know........

I was just sittin' here thinking....................

Next time you fly in an airplane ....................while your sitting in your seat.........why don't you think about how many disgusting people have sat in the same exact seat before you...........

..........................like the man who was sick and keeps spewing his germs all over the seat table in front of you each time he sneezes...................or the young man who recently peed his pants and didn't have time to change them before boarding this flight.............................or the little kid who picked his nose and wiped it on the seat during the entire flight.........................or the woman who had diarrhea and didn't quite make it to the restroom in time.......................or the lady who tried to change her babies dirty diaper in the seat and while the babies diaper was off - the baby peed all over ................or the old man who sat in the seat before you who hadn't washed his hair in 3 weeks .......(.........and don't get me started on all the people who have sat in your chair who may have had LICE..............hellloooooo......).........or the little girl who got motion sickness during the flight and threw up all over the seat table that was down at the time..............................OK........how do you feel now?

I guarantee, next time you fly - you'll think of me!            

Seriously...........I'm totally grossed out right now..........