Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Dear Porscha,

Porscha:  You know that 'Web Class' that I'm taking? ...(...you know...the class that's kicking my *SS and even tho I've made it thru the first 8 lessons, I'm still completely LOST and don't think I've learned ANYTHING....)

Well...... last night I did the last 4 lessons  ..... (...you know...the 4 lessons that I was behind on because I'm lazy and I've been putting them off cause' I'm not really learning anything anyway...........remember?.......you know - lessons #9, #10, #11 and #12....) ....and you'll be happy to know that I got 100% on all of the quizzes..... making my total grades for lessons #1 thru #12 - 100% on ALL of the quizzes.......Yes - I ROCK!    Aren't you proud?! ...(...heck yeah...you better be proud, girlfriend.......this shit is freakin' HARD!)     Yeah...I know....the quizzes were open book........ and I cheated?   ............(....hey.... don't judge me!)   

You didn't really think I'd pass the quizzes on my own did you?     Are you freakin' retarded?    Do you EVEN KNOW ME?    I'm really just NOT THAT SMART.........(....hey can I help it that I've been blessed with phenomenal looks and not brains?...........I'm just sayin'.....)

(for those of you who missed this post....I've been taking a Web Class and the 12 lessons in the class are not graded - they are open book.  The only thing graded is the final exam....try to keep up, people....)



So now that I've made it thru the 12 lessons, the final exam is the only thing left.  The final exam is due April 8th ............(........and if the exam has ANYTHING to do with the content that has been in the 12 lessons........ I'M DOOMED!)  .....(....cause remember......I haven't actually came even remotely close to LEARNING ANYTHING from this class so far, remember?.....)
On a more positive note:  I'm feeling pretty awesome -  cause I've stuck it out regardless - and made it thru 12 entire lessons ...(...even tho I wanted to throw in the towel after the first lesson cause this class is so FREAKIN' hard and WAY BEYOND my learning capability...........HEY.........I'm just sayin'.......)   

                  I'll keep you posted!  

4 comments:

  1. hey, if it's open book then you aren't cheating. you freak. I love your ass

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  2. What Dazee said. lol

    But anyway, congratulations?! lol
    I thought I'd be able to take an A+ certification course & had a nervous breakdown after reading just half the first chapter of the study book & looked into nursing. Hahaha.

    I have to commend you for making it so far, even if you don't know WTH is going on.

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  3. Hey, Dazee...'Sticks and Stones' :):) Haven't you been paying any attention? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm just NOT THAT SMART!

    LilPixi: I'm glad you can relate to my 'Freakin Hard Class' - but hey, don't be taking sides with Dazee, you 'Traiter'!

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  4. Hey stop being so hard on yourself! You did it! You got through it! You'll do fine in the exam. It's amazing the shit that we manage to retain despite thinking we don't have a clue. Somehow I got through a stats class last semester. Have no idea what a stats is, but it's on my transcript!
    Good luck! I know you'll do great. You have beauty and brains!

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