Wanna celebrate with me? You bring the Tequila, I'll bring my 'Butt-less Chaps'!

I’m so excited I could just pee myself!
I now officially have '100 followers' on my blog and I’m all bubbly and star-struck!   If you could see me now – I’m up on an end table in my living room doing the ‘groin-grind’ and ‘fist pump’ and mouthin’ the words to ‘I am woman hear me roar!’

All thanks too my new friend,  Jenny ............she found my blog on-line and actually likes me (………..probably because she doesn’t really know me too well, yet……….give her time…….before long - she’ll think I’m a weirdo, just like all you other people who read my blog…………..)   (......hey......what the 'freak' do all you people know anyway.........GEEZ!)     Anyway, my new friend, Jenny thinks I’m awesome and funny and gorgeous and smart and the best thing to hit the world since soft butter………..(well, she didn’t REALLY USE those words and ACTUALLY SAY those things about me….but …….helllloooooo……who wouldn't think I'm funny and 'HOT' and awesome and stuff?  )   …I think she’s pretty awesome too!   So you’ll have to go visit her at http://pearsonreport.blogspot.com/ and check her out.    NOTE:   Did you notice her name is Jenny, too?  (....yeah, she's a copy-cat......!)   In fact I think she went out and changed her name just so she could be like me......hellllooooooo.........  (No - not really......I just made that part up............... I'm pretty sure she was born with that name actually......but wouldn't it be cool if she DID go out and have her name legally changed to match my name - because she wanted to be just like me?.........that would be so 'freakin' awesome.............I mean........in a creepy-stalker-kind of way!   .......I'm just sayin'...........)

..................SO BECAUSE I now have 100 followers ……....I think it's only appropriate to tell you 100 interesting things about myself! ..........but stay tuned.........that's gonna have to be a whole 'nother post! (......you know how I detest LONG posts........)


So.....I'm sending a big THANK YOU instead - to all of my followers (or people who just stop by my blog secretly when know one is looking) who make time in their day to read my blog and stay tuned!  I know how busy you all are with your lives and it makes me feel special to know you're reading my stuff!  You're the best!

Yeah.....(...yeah, I just have to add...........) that word must be getting around how COOL I am........(....not that it should surprise you all.......what with it all being about me! )  Yes, if you're NEW to my blog - you should know "Life is All about Me!"  (..........hey it's MY blog!   I can write what I want!)  

I've kinda summed it up like this:  "I think I'm like this really annoying girl that just won't go away......and you don't even really like me.....in fact you find me kind of conceded and irritating........ and as much as you try to ignore me............I just keeps popping up and won't leave you alone............so you find yourself just continually coming back for MORE!"       

Thank You, Thank You!

I've noticed that I have a few NEW followers to my blog that have joined quite recently...................  SO......I thought I'd let you in on a little about me and my blog :

1.)  First of all, a big THANK YOU to everyone who decides to follow me.......... I really do appreciate the ATTENTION (.........because I LOVE to be the center of attention, in case you haven't quite picked up on that yet................................try to keep up, will you?)   

The fact that YOU find me funny and want to stick around to get to know me and keep in touch is quite flattering!  (I get all bubbly inside just thinking about it!  ............... Really I do! ................. In fact I almost peed myself just now!)

2.)  Being a part-time blogger makes it hard for me to post daily, and I sometimes find it difficult to check my messages on a daily basis.............BUT................."I PROMISE" to ALWAYS reply back - if you decide to comment on my blog!  (................either on the SAME post or to you personally, when I come snooping around YOUR blog!)

3.)  You'll find that some of my posts are better than others................hellllloooooooo...........isn't that the same with EVERY blog?   (Those of you who have been around a while should know that you JUST CAN'T expect TOO MUCH out of me!)

4.)  You'll see that my posts are ALWAYS about ME!   (......seriously........if you've been paying attention at all, the 'name of my blog ' should've given THAT away first thing............helllllloooooooooo........)  

5.)  My blog is meant to be funny!  And my goal is to make you 'giggle' once in awhile!  (.......so it wouldn't hurt you a little to humor me once in awhile, OK.......................so keep that in mind.......) 

6.)  I will NEVER mean to offend anyone!   I'm just a 40-something woman trying to KEEP UP with 'growing old' and you'll certainly learn a lot about me, if you stick around! 

 Again........I just wanted to say thank you to you all who have decided to 'be-friend me' in this big world of blogging!  You all make me very happy!  (........and I'm a heck of a lot more easy to get along with when I'm happy!     You'll have to trust me!)