Weight Watchers vs. Banana Bread

Yesterday I was going to start

Weight Watchers......

...Today I ate an ENTIRE loaf of

Banana Bread

.........that's all I have to say

about that!

The top 10 things that you need to know about me....

For all you 'newbies' to my blog out there: I just thought it may be time to fill you in on some things that you may or may not know about me.....(Here are the first 10 that came to mind):

1.) I absolutely HATE 'Garden Gnomes'........they seriously freak me out!  Seriously!
2.) I collect Pez Dispensers, Coloring Books, Goosebump Books, Bar Coasters, and Tequila Bottles
3.) I'm hopelessly in love with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.  He's my pretend boyfriend............we're actually lovers (in my head anyway!)
4.) I have a bad phobia of being mauled by a Grizzly Bear.  i get freaked out if I'm in the woods or if I'm walking alongside the road - by a forest.  I'm afraid that a bear is gonna come charging out of the woods and attack me.....tear me apart.....eat me alive.....I'll be able to hear the bones crunch in my skull as he crushes my head in his 'bear jaws' and eats me!  And it's going to Hurt - Big Time!
5.)  I have either a dream or a nightmare EVERY night ..and I wake up EVERY morning to recall everything about that dream or nightmare...I seriously cannot remember a morning where i woke up and didn't recall what I dreamed the night before..
6.) I've recently become strangely fascinated by 'Zombies'......
7.) I talk about my 'Coyote Ugly Butt-less Chaps' a lot.....and I find myself putting them on quite frequently and wearing them around the house and admiring myself in the mirror.
8.) I'm a HUGE 'Detroit Tigers' Fan!
9.) I have a tattoo on my ankle of the Chinese Symbol for 'Believe.'  I got it last year.
10.)  I want to quit my job and become a stripper!

Randomness.....Key Points Summed Up!

I've been in Florida selling Christmas trees for the last 3 weeks.   So I'm gonna run with that and use it as an excuse as to why I haven't been on-line lately.....   (...hoping you won't notice that I haven't written anything witty and amusing since October, which is what? 3 months? .....but who's counting?.......)   (...not that I NEED an excuse to be behind on my blogging.......hellllooooo.....I do have a life, people!)

Okay, back to point of this post....... My family goes to Florida (from Michigan) and sells Christmas trees for about a month around this time of year.  It's a family business and each year we have family and/or friends go with us to help at our Christmas tree lot.



Because I'm lazy and don't want to take the time to entertain you with separate posts explaining each story in detail, I'm summing it up with these key points of interest from the last 3 weeks:

1.) Before I left for Florida, I had a doctors appointment and my doctor said I could stop taking my cholesterol medicine.  He says I'm going thru menopause!  I think he's trying to kill me!

2.) I haven't had my period since September..........I think I'm pregnant!

3.) My mother farting at the airport .......and I'm not talking little 'sweet fluffs'...........I'm talking loud, stinky 'man farts' that everyone in the terminal HEARS and surely SMELLS!   "Seriously, MOM??"

4.) Taking my dog 'MAX' out for a pee break at 3AM one night - him falling in the pool and me having to use my 'Chuck Norris Ninja skills' to dive in and save him!

5.) Entering the 'porti-john' to do my business one day.......bending down to lower my shorts and panties around my ankles.....and before I could grab the rail on the inside of the 'porti-door' to steady myself and hover over the hole (because God knows no way in Hell that my *ss is gonna touch that nasty seat), the door flies open due to the wind and I'm standing there bare-naked from the waist down exposing myself to the parking lot!

6.) Me thinking about being pregnant......... 46 and pregnant..........I don't want to be pregnant!  

7.) I'm obsessed with 'Elf on the Shelf'....... I've been making a list of new poses or activities for him to do every day...........(IMPORTANT NOTE: I don't even HAVE an 'Elf on the Shelf'!!)

8.) Me eating NON-STOP these last three weeks.......I'm freakin' ALWAYS HUNGRY!  I think I have worms!  Or I'm pregnant!

9.) My mother thinks I'm an alcoholic! (....which is really gonna suck if I'm pregnant!)

10.) I 'facebook messaged' an old friend the other day and told her I ATE HER SON!  Damn you, auto-correct!  Now she thinks I'm a cannibal!

11.) Good news.....I'm not pregnant!  ...(....I'm just fat......and going thru menopause.....and I'm an alcoholic ......and a cannibal!)

That's all for now.........  Now I'm off to try on my 'Coyote Ugly Butt-less Chaps' and look at myself in the mirror...... then maybe I'll go kill some 'Garden Gnomes'!

Job Randomness.....

I've decided I'm gonna quit my job!  I've decided that I really don't wanna work any more. ......I've got too much other stuff that I wanna do......and I don't have time to work ......working's taking up far too much of my time these days and I don't have enough time for all my other activities...(..like being 'Hairymans' Trophy wife - and other important things.....)....

I've been weighing my options.................I'll quit my job, I'll lose a lot of weight and become a stripper.....(....not necessarily in that order..)...I think I'll lose the weight first, then quit my job - then probably preform on amateur night in some local bar............... then maybe start stripping full time....maybe become the headline act in a really classy joint.

If things don't turn out with my stripping career, maybe I'll become a cop!  I'll go to a police academy and perfect my shooting skills ....maybe even become a master of the 'nunchucks'.....

I've also decided that I want to star in my own sitcom......   I think I'd be great in a sitcom!  You guys would watch it, wouldn't you?  ..(...well.....of course you would....)   I could talk about myself and the whole show would be about how awesome I am!  And we'll call it 'My life as Jenny'  ........I'm a 'FREAKIN' GENIUS' - I tell you!  Freakin' Genius!

 

In fact.....I think I'll start writing the script tonight......I'll keep you posted!

Later....

Nightmares and 'getting it on' with maniacal killers.......

I’ve had nightmares since I was little.  I remember crawling into my mom and dads bed at an early age - due to some evil dream I couldn’t get out of my mind.

The dreams are always the same.  I’m either being chased by tigers or bears, or chased by some maniacal killer (usually Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13^th series.)

Or, I dream of living in a huge Victorian house with many floors that’s full of beautiful furniture, but the house has either a cellar or an attic that is processed by an evil presence.  (….I don’t know what the evil is – it’s just there….)  This recurring nightmare is the worst of them….it scares me to the bone, even now - at my age...(...because, YES, I still have them....)  

 

Actually, eerily enough - my mom and I were talking months ago regarding this dream and she confessed that she has the same recurring nightmare of an evil presence in a big house……too weird…… (.....and what the H*LL do you think that means?)

 

The other day I was being chased by Jason Voorhees (…..in my dream, not in real life,…)… and I was running in and out of a house and through other peoples houses and I was running through fields and I came to a warehouse and I climbed up into the rafters to escape.   And Jason found me and started climbing up to the rafters to get me. 

When Jason finally catches up to me and is about to kill me, I ask him if he wants to have sex?  I figure if I give him ‘a little’, then he won’t kill me.    He doesn’t respond, but the next thing I know I’m having ‘wild crazy monkey sex’ with Jason Voorhees.

 

Really, people?.....SEX with Jason Voorhees?  What is WRONG WITH ME?

 

I definately HAVE ISSUES!  ......(........I'm just sayin'.................)

(Picture courtesy of the internet.)

I Binged, I peed my pants and have I told you how pathetic I am?

The following is an email that I sent to my friend Heather today:

 

I am such a loser........I just took a lunch and I binged again!      I could punch myself right in the face!    I ate a BBQ chicken sandwich and 3 onion wraps from the gas station, then I went to McDonalds and ate 4 chicken McNuggets and 1 McDonald Angus Mushroom and Swiss Wrap.    Now I feel miserable!  ....and I had to unbutton my pants....so now I'm sitting here at work with my pants undone and that's not the half of it..........

.......I tried to make myself sick when I got back to work but that didn't work.........while I had a finger down my throat.....bent over the toilet....dry-heaving -  I pissed myself!    So now I not only feel like a HOG - I smell like urine!             ......yes, I know I have issues, people!

PEEPS, anyone?

Am I the only one on this planet who doesn't like Easter Peeps?   I don't know what all the big deal IS with these things!  They're freakin' GROSS, people!  (...Is this what we really want your children eating?)

I did go out and buy some the other day just so I could go home and cut all their heads off!  I flushed the heads down the toilet and put their bodies down the garbage disposal! 

  ....(.....these things aren't like worms are they?  They're not gonna grow back their
appendages are they?  Like - are the heads in the toilet going to grow bodies and are
the bodies in the garbage disposal going to suddenly grow back heads?    I hope not........
...because I'm fairly certain they're gonna be pissed..........and I have enough
to worry about what with the gnomes and all!) 

Hormones, Horse-Pellets, and Fruit Roll-ups!

Hairyman and I were talking one day and we decided that we both have gotten fat and lazy   ………it’s no secret or anything, trust me…….…. we were just sitting around talking about it and we decided to chalk it up to bad hormones….yeah, that’s right – you heard me – BAD HORMONES……………(….well it certainly couldn’t be because we eat unhealthy, we’re getting old, we  never exercise and we’ve simply let ourselves go…….Hell, NO………..I’m pretty sure it’s hormones!)  So we decided that we’re gonna go get some hormone therapy!  Good idea, right?  

So there we sit in the ‘hormone hospital’ getting ready to get our first hormone injections.  This is our second appointment and we’re waiting patiently to get injected with the miracle hormones that we both lack - that will turn us into Wonder Woman and Superman! 

We had decided to go in together to see the ‘hormone doctor’ and have the procedures done.  And of course, I go first because Hairyman is basically a chicken shit!  This procedure consists of needles, novocaine… (….or some other local anesthetic….), scalpels and some sort of Dr. Frankenstein sort of metal injection contraption…..(…this contraption being designed to inject hormone pellets into our bodies.......more specifically – our BUTT CHEEKS…..)  Sounds fun, right?

Well…… to make a rather long story short…..after spending a freakin’ ungodly amount of money, let’s just say they took out a huge-ass syringe that had a big-ass needle and injected a whole lot of novocaine in the right butt cheek of my ass…….they took out a scalpel and slit the side of my butt cheek open and then got out the Dr. Frankenstein contraption (as described above) which they filled with some sort of ‘Horse Pellets’ and injected them into the hole in the side of my ass……….

…………10 minutes later I have a bandage on my butt and I’m seated in the room with Hairyman now on the gurney readying for his turn …..next thing I know I’m lying on the floor of a doctor’s office with a half-eaten fruit roll-up in my hand (WTHell?) and spilled orange juice down the front of me……….(….evidently, I passed out, they carried me to one the doctor’s offices, laid me on the floor (because they were out of gurneys) and gave me a fruit roll-up and a glass of orange juice…)…….I took a few deep breaths, ate the rest of my fruit roll-up, tried to get the orange stains off the front of my blouse……limped my way to the front office…(…limping because I have no feeling in the right side of my butt, remember?....)……..I asked the nurse who the bitch was that gave me orange juice without any Vodka in it and told some guy in a beret that I’d be in the waiting room waiting for Hairyman to finish up with HIS procedure …………dragged my way to the waiting room - hair is dishevel, orange stains down the front of my white shirt, walking with a limp….basically dragging my right foot behind me as I go like a zombie straight out of 'The Walking Dead'.....I have mascara under my eyes…. Oh, and if that’s not all -  apparently I have a red 'kool-aid-like' mustache around my mouth from the fruit roll-up!  (...which I didn't discover until AFTER I had left the office and looked at myself in the rearview mirror of my car.....)    Oh, and some lady in the waiting room has the gall to ask (and I believe her exact words were): “What happened to you, ma’am?....whatever they did to you – I sure as heck hope they don’t do to me!"          

Ya Think?  ...(Are you FREAKIN' kidding me, Lady?)

 .....These 'Horse Pills' in my Ass better work.......I'm just sayin'.......

Skin Rabies or Bot Flies...........

The other night (December 26, 2011) I woke up and I have a rash on my back and my chest…..(........not a pretty sight, let me TELL you.........)   I hunted for bed bugs and spiders but none could be found.  (I work for a pest control company, so I'm fairly confident that I DO know what I’m doing, yes!) 

So I’m 99 % sure I don’t have bed bugs and getting bit by a spider goes against everything that I’ve been taught through my job (..........meaning the chances of being bit by a spider are very rare in my neck of the woods.)

So what could my 'bites/ rash' BE you ask?

1.) In the middle of the night, someone could have took a 'straight pin' and poked me in the back and the boobs a few times…………(….altho, WHY anyone would do this – I’m not sure!)

2.) I used too much bleach while washing my bra out and I could be having a bad reaction to the excessive bleach in my bra!

3.) The little bites or holes in my skin are actually the wounds made from the pitch forks and ice picks of the dreaded garden gnomes that decided to attack me that night.

............or..............4.) Bot Flies

…………..I’m going with ‘Bot Flies’………yeah, I can't be sure........(......but I'm fairly certain........) that a few flies laid their eggs in my skin and now I have little 'bot fly larvae’s' growing in my back and on my boobs…...….I’m just sayin’……

(...actual photo of the bot flies in my skin......BUT they're not in my arm - they're in my back and boobs!)

..........I'll keep you posted on the little devils.........

(......the picture was actually taken from the internet, you fools!)

Things I've been pondering the last few weeks:

1.) I’m FAT! I just got the pictures back from my sons wedding and I look like a HOG! I have no neck……really ‘NO NECK” (…you think I’m joking..) …….. I look like a linebacker…………..it’s gross!

2.) And with all this talk about me being Fat and all.........I’ve decided that I really don’t care for skinny people anymore - I think they're 'shifty'....being all thin and lookin' all hot and sexy in there skinny bodies and all......…GO EAT A SANDWICH - YOU BEOTCHES!   Skinny women can’t be trusted! Just ask yourself – why ARE they so skinny?   Is it because they’ve discovered a 'miracle skinny pill' that keeps them in their young-toned-sexy-bodies?   Well I think they have……….and I wanna know why the FREAK aren’t they sharing it with me? The bitches!  I hate em’……..

3.) I’ve decided I’m lazy…...(…I’m just gonna throw this out there…but maybe me being lazy has something to do with me being fat……I’m just sayin’….)  Lately all I wanna do is sit at my computer and drink, blog, pin, drink, eat…drink…. (…hmmm……I’m starting to see a pattern here…….)

4.) I really like ‘Vodka’ ….like I like it A LOT…..I’m not joking….. in fact - I wish I could drink it every day………It makes me HAPPY……and things seem a lot more FUN when I’m drinking Vodka……oh, and….I don’t look as Fat when I’m drinking Vodka……….and Hairyman says it makes me a lot easier to live with…..(…well, he says that and my Prozac, that is…..)

My Name is Jenny Brown!

*I am 45 years old.
*I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
*I am an optimist.
*I know that life isn’t easy.
*I know that life isn’t fair and I’m okay with that.
*I know that ‘Life is Good!’
*I know that the most important things in my life aren’t things!
*I know that I only get one chance at this life – so I shouldn’t screw it up!
*I know that there are millions of people less fortunate than I.
*I believe that you should tell your family that you love them every day.
*I believe everyone has a choice to be who they want to be.
*I choose to be happy!
*I know not to waste my time worrying about what other people think of me anymore.
*I know that life shouldn’t be about ‘Drama’ …it should be about the simple things.
*I understand that I am getting older - and I’m okay with that – I’ve had my time!
*I believe that I am a good person.
*I believe everyone should go out of their way to be nice - even if you don't want to.
*I believe that 'Life is too short' to spend time worrying about the things you cannot change.
*I believe that you shouldn't judge a person until you know their story.
*I know not to worry about the things I don't have, but feel fortunate for the things I do have.

*I believe that you should never give up on your dreams....as silly as they may be!
*I like who I am - imperfections and all!
*I believe you should "ALWAYS BELIEVE!"
*I am who I am and I’m happy with that.
*I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
*I am 45 years old.
*My name is Jenny Brown.
"Hear me roar!"

It's tough being a 'Trophy Wife'!

Today I’m feeling fabulous (….just so you know….)……For one – it’s freakin’ FRIDAY, people! (….HOLLER….) I flippin’ LOVE Fridays! (….my favorite day of the week, by the way….)

I stayed up a little too late last night….hellloooo…..softball just isn’t softball without a cold beer in your hand. (……….and NO – NOT ME …… I certainly DON’T PLAY the game……I WATCH HairyMan hit the ball and run around the bases on Thursday nights…….…)  You didn’t actually think ‘I’ went out and played the game, did you?    I’m not Softball material……hellllooooooooo….…what with me being lazy and fat and out of shape and all……(…..the only way I’d be able to run the bases and not pass out - is if I had on an oxygen tank strapped to my back……..)  

Besides.....the softball pants make my butt look big and I wouldn't want to break a nail!

I go to the softball games every week to watch HairyMan …(……and to scope out the hot ‘buff’ men in their tight little softball pants…) HairyMan thinks I go to watch HIM…so what he doesn’t know, won’t hurt him, OKAY?  

I find my area, set up my lawn chair – phone in one hand….cooler within arms reach…..sporting sunglasses…(…I prefer the mirrored lenses…so the men don’t know I’m looking at their asses when they walk by…) ….my long blonde tresses blowing in the wind……yes, I’m looking quite fabulous….. in my short-shorts, my long tan smooth shaven legs and my ‘Detroit Tiger Jersey’ that extenuates the twins just so …..

…..well…….that’s enough about ME and how awesome I am……

………….. can I help it that HairyMan expects me to go with him every week due to the fact that I’m his ‘Trophy Wife’ and all……(….I’m just sayin’…….)
(Photo courtesy of the internet)

Just a little Tuesday 'Randomness'.....

You know how I lost 21 pounds a month or two ago and I was feeling high on life and thinking my SH*T don't stink?   ...............well I've gained about most of it back........(...yes, I'm a loser with no willpower!)................(...HEY............SORRY............. but the thought of giving up Cheeseburgers and Vodka makes me nauseous...........I'm just sayin'!)



I read somewhere that there are more chickens in the world than people!?    There are 45 thousand chickens per person..................so that makes around 2902500000000000 chickens in the world........    (....HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?.............. Did someone count them all?)   (........I think someone has WAY TOO MUCH time on their hands!).........(...and another thing.........WHO THE FREAK CARES ANYWAY!) 



I absolutely LOVE the sitcom: 'The New Adventures of Old Christine'.......Julia Louis-Dreyfus is freakin' hilarious!  In fact -  if my life was a sitcom - it would be this one!    You know how I have a number of neuroses?..........and I have feelings of inadequacy?.......and how I am highly self-centered and self-obsessed? ...and how I like to talk about other people behind their backs?.....and how everything is always 'ALL ABOUT ME'?...........(.....in fact,.the only difference between Old Christine and me is that I'm married...........and I'm not a slut!)

No more Worms and Spiders...thank you very much!

I had just gotten used to the fact that I have parasitic worms living in my eyeball and my teeth gums and now my good friend, Porscha, has got me thinking about tarantulas nesting in my head!  Her exact words were in fact:   "Freaky about the swelling thing.    Sounds like some type of odd allergy - or tarantulas nesting.   I've heard of them doing that in cacti - maybe they're doing it in YOU now!"  

What the H*LL!   Now I can't stop thinking about baby tarantulas crawling around in my eye sockets and teeth gums.......  ...(...thanks, Porscha..by the way..)

And NO my good friends.....I HAVEN'T went to the 'freakin' doctor yet.......... (.......simply because if I go to the doctor and tell him that I think I have worms and spiders living in my head, he might commit me!.........)...........

  Hey....my eyes are back to normal now and my tooth gum is NOT red, puffy, throbbing  and/or inflamed ANYMORE!   So it looks like my little parasitic problems have mended on their own.......(.....with the help of Benadryl, Motrin, Prozac and Vodka ..........thank you very much, my friends...)        OR.... maybe because I may have imagined the whole worm/spider story to begin with and it's probably safe to say I never really had worms and spiders living in my head to begin with.  

But if that's the case..........(.......and I don't have worms and spiders living in my head after all.......)..... then I ask you:   "Where are the voices coming from - that talk to me in my head?" 

It's No Secret....

.......you can't be expecting too much outta this BLOG.......okay?

My 'Biker Babe' Friend.....I've got an ITCH.....AND I'm Voting for Pedro!

Just some random things today............

1.) This morning I grabbed my deodorant and sprayed my entire head……before I realized it wasn’t my hairspray!

2.) I’ve decided that when the next presidential election comes around………..I’m voting for Pedro!

3.) OM'freakin' Gosh....I can't quit itching today............my neck itches, my arms itch, my butt itches, my back itches, my calves itch......even my fingers itch!  It's driving me crazy....I'm either allergic to something or I got bugs!  I've been itching all day, and now I have red welts all over my body (.....and yes, I did shower this morning, people!)

4.) I love getting drunk and THEN looking in the mirror……cause I LOOK AWESOME when I drink!

5.) Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a VAMPIRE……. (just so you know……..)


6.) A friend of mine ...........let's call her Chris.....( 'cause that's her name )  ....well she's a 'Biker Babe' now - 'cause she and her husband got a 'Harley' and they go ridin', out on the open rode (that's Biker talk, in case you don't know the lingo)     Well, she got chaps.........and this is how it went down:

Chris:  "Hey Jenny, I went shopping and bought myself a pair of Chaps."

Me:  "What the Freak do YOU need 'Chaps' for?"

Chris:  "For bike riding....when me and Chris (that's her husbands name, too, I know.......confusing....) go bike riding, I need leathers (that's biker lingo for coats and chaps and leather stuff)...so I bought a leather coat and some chaps."

Me:  "Are they butt-less chaps?" (...I'm thinking....cool...)

Chris: "Jenny, ALL chaps are butt-less!"  (...she laughs as if I'm stupid...)

Me:  "OH MY Gosh.....you're gonna wear butt-less chaps out on the bike with Chris?  No, way!"   (...now I'm thinking......awesome wicked cool...)

Chris:  "Jenny.....I'm gonna wear jeans under them, for crying out loud!"  (....she's laughing and looking at me as if I'm an idiot...)

Me:  "OH" ......"Boring!" (...for a split second there - I thought she may have been the most coolest girl I know....)   (...shoulda' known better......I'm actually the coolest girl I know.....helllooooooo....)
 (photo courtesy of the internet)

Random things and thoughts today!

First of all...............I ate a leftover 'chicken thigh' from Kentucky Fried Chicken and 4 donuts on the way to work this morning.......................(YES............if you're just tuning in.................I'm a hog!)

I've decided my life is SO much better when I have a 'Tan'!

Each day, when I get home from work, I normally go put on an old T-shirt, a pair of sweats, my eyeglasses and put my hair up in a bun or a messy pony-tail...............Hairyman ALWAYS tells me how attractive I'm looking................(I think he's being sarcastic!)

OH...............and I've also decided that I'm not wearing 'thong' underwear anymore.............. if you MUST know.........it CHAFES me!   The other day I had a pair on and they got caught on the bracelet that I was wearing and I got a huge wedgie......... and I'm talking "MEGA - Wedge" girlfriends..........I was chafed, swollen up and bleeding from between my buttocks............not a good picture  - just so you know.  So I'm back to the 'big girl panties', now! 

Hairyman and I are going Golfing this weekend with a bunch of friends..........(my girlfriend, Porscha, knows that I don't golf, but invites me anyway.........she says I can go be 'Eye Candy' on the course......................what a nice friend!).......................I mean, NOT that I'LL be doing any golfing, mind you.....................I'm simply going because I like dressing up in my cute little golf outfit, driving around in the cart,  and drinking cocktails all day, while everyone else golfs!     

OH....................and I THINK I was a stripper in a past life!

'Happy Labor Day' everyone!  Hope you all have a fun and safe weekend!

I have to 'Poop' ............and helllloooooo.......it's All About Me!

Random things that you may not know about me.......

I have an unhealthy obsession with my dislike of 'Garden Gnomes' and it seems to be taking over my life right now......

When carrying on a conversation with me, you'll find that I'll be a lot more interested in what you have to say if we constantly talk about me!

I used to be a 'teller' at a bank.  I worked in a small cubicle right next to about 4 to 5 other tellers like myself.  We worked side by side each day taking care of customers transactions.  If any of us had to take a break, we'd tell another teller and shut down our window.  One of my good friends worked as a teller, too, and whenever I had to 'take a break', I would say, "Hey, Shannen, I gotta poop."  She hated it when I said that.........that's probably why I continued doing it.........(I'm just sayin')........

I have a brand new treadmill in my basement and I haven't used it in ......'I don't know how long'........yeah......that's how lazy I am.........

There's a festival in my home town in 3 weeks and I'll be seeing a lot of old friends that I haven't seen in awhile.........so basically I have 3 weeks to get a suntan, lose 30 pounds, and get rid of all these wrinkles......(wish me luck, will ya..................)

If something funny (or not so funny) happens in my life.............TRUST ME...........I'll BLOG about it!  ......ah.........why, you ask?...................helllooooooo............because it's 'All About Me', remember...................
                                   
(Photo courtesy of the internet)

Changes Are On the Horizon at "My Life As Jenny".....