I gotta quit looking at myself naked in the mirror!

First of all, I’ve had about enough Red Bull that I can handle today, …..time to lay off it awhile…….I’m just sayin’…..I think I’m gonna faint!

I’m in serious need of a 'body image change', too, (just so you know)….I’m standing in front of the mirror totally naked - checking myself out again…………(……..I gotta quit doing that, already……it’s depressing………and it makes me want to throw up!)

……..and I don’t know exactly what happened to my body these last few years - to make it look like the way it does right now – ‘CAUSE it’s not pretty……..not pretty one single bit!  (….okay……..who am I fooling……….. of course I know why my body looks like this right now……....hellllllloooo…….it’s because I’m lazy….and I’m fat ……….and I like to eat!)  And as I look at this body of mine, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m just not that sexy anymore! And it’s starting to PISS ME OFF! (………’cause I’m this little ‘sex craved’ smokin’ hot 29 year old stuck in this frumpy ‘mom’ body……..remember?)

………I mean, it’s not like I’m the type of girl that thinks a woman has to be thin to be sexy .......(…no, I’m not that kind of girl….don’t worry…….)  But - HOLY GEEZ……I do remember that ‘IT WAS A LOT MORE FUN TO BE SEXY’ when I was thinner – and smokin’ hot………

…..so then I get this great idea that I’m gonna try on all my ‘sexy stuff’ that I have hidden in my closet………so here I am now - parading around in front of the full length mirror trying on all my sexy little lacy teddy’s and negligees and thigh highs......... high heels and garters and I’m posing all seductive and pretending I’m some ‘playboy bunny on steroids’ ……… and actually, it’s not that I look too bad…….I mean if I stand a certain way and hold in my stomach just right, and push my rear-end out and if I don’t breathe……..and push my chest out….…and don’t move, for ‘Freaks Sake’ (for fear that my muffin-top is gonna fall out of my elastic panties and one of my boobs is gonna fall out of my skimpy little bra)………….well, I may be able to get away with it………but once I move………(…well….a girls gotta breathe, right?) …........well, then it’s all over, people!

….what’s a girl to do?

"Are You Addicted?"

I found a new friend (I love new friends) while chit-chating on 'BlogFrog'.......her name is Alexes and she's over at 'One Cluttered Brain'....you'll have to go check her out at http://oneclutteredbrain.blogspot.com/.  She's really funny (not as funny as me, of course, but hey.....I'm just sayin'......)  Just kidding....she's REALLY one funny lady!  She's my newest blog friend....I figure we'll be 'BBF's' one day (she really doesn't know it yet, but I'm sure we will.)  HA!

.....anyway.....I was visiting her community (on blog frog) and she was asking a question: "What are your daily addictions?" ..............well, 'Holy Freak', SHE has a LOT of additions.........(and I told her so)..........and I shared mine, too!  And I told her I was gonna write a post about her 'addiction question'...............(and see.........I really did!)  .........SO....what am I addicited to, you ask?

"Let's see....1.) Energy Drinks.........specifically 'Red Bull' (sugar free) (even better with a touch of Vodka)


2.) I'm not only addicted to Facebook, but those D_MN Facebook games.....(Heaven help me if I don't 'harvest' a freakin' crop on time!)


3.) Blogging (.......well, duh.....................helllloooooo!)


4.) I also am addicted to 'clean underwear'....I change my undies about 3 times a day, as a matter of fact.........(It may have something to do with me peeing my pants all the time)............yeah, I have issues, people!


And quite recently I've become addicted to 5.) Ranch flavored sunflower seeds (..................in fact my tongue is raw from sucking all the salt off them, then trying to open the little suckers up to find the little treasure hiding inside!)


What are you addicted to?

Just some Friday Ramblings...........

It’s Friday (my favorite day of the week) and I’m feeling wonderful. I have a new hairdo and the vivarin’s kickin’ in, girlfriends………….

Generally, I’m always in a good mood on Fridays! Maybe it has something to do with “3 o’clock - Sparks time!” ……………and speaking of energy, I’ve decided to stay away from the energy drinks for a while! It has just come to my attention how much SUGAR is in a can of one of these. (Heeelllllooooo………. I’m just now figuring this out? ……….Yes, I’m an idiot!) Maybe that’s why I’m not losing any weight! If I count up all the sugar that I’ve been consuming in the last few months! A lot of good its doing me - eating all these salads, when I wash them down with a Red Bull, right?......................am I really this stupid? Apparently I am!

Typically, I drink an average of two of these things a day………..either Red Bull or Amp.

(…….. I like Red Bull better, but Amp is cheaper!)

I pride myself that I’m not a “soda drinker”……….. I very seldom drink a pop! ..............But let’s see ……….aren‘t I defeating the purpose - by drinking energy drinks, since they’re basically the same thing as soda……….. but with more sugar......... and more energy……………it’s sort of like Mt Dew amplified about 10 times, right? So I’m only kidding myself by telling people that I don’t drink ‘Pop!’ Because in place of soda, I'm drinking Red Bull…………….oh, and that’s healthy………… and better for me! ......NOT!

So I’ve made it my personal mission to stay away from Red Bull and Amp for a little while! And that’s where the ‘vivarin’ comes in! It’s my little “happy pill” of choice right now! It’s everything I need in a pill! It gives me energy! It curbs my hunger (hhheellllooooooo.......... huge plus!) It puts me in a good mood (………..who needs Prozac, when I can take this!) And it is sold over the counter - available at your nearest Wal-Mart or Walgreen’s! (How can this be legal!)

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah……..I know………this really can’t be healthy. But drinking energy drinks all of the time isn’t too healthy either, right! And eating an entire box of Oreos in one sitting isn’t too healthy for me either! And if you know me at all, you should know I don’t always use my head when it comes to some things!

So, we’re going to try this little magic pill for awhile! We’ll see how it goes and I’ll report back!